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rulloa t1_ja3uquq wrote
Reply to comment by SerDuncanonyall in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Oh god, we've created a monster. What have you done?
nj_ninjacop t1_ja3uova wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Cloacal sex Just doesn't have a good ring to it is the problem
Liamiamliam2 t1_ja3ujvx wrote
Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I've been watching Bottom a lot lately and thought you meant girls
TurpitudeSnuggery t1_ja3ufri wrote
Reply to comment by BananaFriend13 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
I think you offset the women who either know who to fight or are big enough to cause damage with the men who are under 5ft 4 and/or have no propensity to fight.
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Few-Opportunity-5196 OP t1_ja3u6rg wrote
Reply to comment by Larkson9999 in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
Is this not a new thought?
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SerDuncanonyall t1_ja3tudr wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
“Write that down, write that down!”
Rule 34 artists
kiraYoahikage t1_ja3ttx6 wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
I'd say as a rule of thumb don't call yourself or anyone an alpha, but it's true that it's usually the least dangerous guys the ones that love talking the most
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Xerostodes t1_ja3tqrv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
This scenario basically happened to Tyson Jost in the NHL last year, the difference being he was traded rather than cut. He’s on record confirming exactly this, he was happy for his old teammates but he bounced off of social for a while because it was actually making him sick.
Honestly feel bad for him, he was popular among fans and I know some of us wanted to see the team add his name on the Cup too.
ETA the quote - from an article by The Athletic so avoiding the paywall:
“Mentally, I was already dealing with some stuff and then you see that,” Jost, 24, said, staring at the wall in front of him. “I mean, I guess you could kind of imagine how it is. You dream of winning the Cup and then you see your best friends doing that. It was just … a lot of tears. Just sucked. I’m sure in the long run it’s going to make me a better person and player, and you just got to deal with that stuff. It’s part of the business. I know I’m not the only one this has happened to (in NHL history), but it definitely did suck.”
Roryh93 t1_ja3tpwc wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
I don't understand that whole concept, wanting to be better or stronger then everyone else just sounds exhausting and mentally draining! Just mind your own business and be yourself! 🤦♂️
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Born_Pause3964 t1_ja3tn24 wrote
Reply to comment by weirdgroovynerd in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
I'd start with the kids under 5 for fun, then coma patients, multiple amputees etc, I'd probably fall short when i got to the single amputees, but I'd still have got through quite a few people by then.
Alpha
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Fuck
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Obiwan_ca_blowme t1_ja3te3t wrote
Reply to comment by curvebombr in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Did he? I didn't think they ever actually fought. Some practice stuff for the movie, sure. But an actual fight? I don't think that's true. As far as I know, Lee only ever really fought one time, as a teen. And he won on points.
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Frozenlime t1_ja3t67u wrote
Reply to comment by Pilotwaver in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
The most intelligent men are often invisible to women so I don't think they would qualify as "alpha". Obviously "alpha" doesn't actually apply to humans, but if I had to define some sort of pseudo alpha for humans it would be the man who has the most social status. They tend to have the most influence in a group of people.
Larkson9999 t1_ja3sux3 wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaweigh40 in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
This sub is people mostly making obvious general statements or reposts, like all other subreddits.
aayushkkc t1_ja3sndc wrote
Reply to comment by spiderborland in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Good for you homie 🫡
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Obiwan_ca_blowme t1_ja3siuj wrote
Reply to comment by zoqfotpik in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Why would the Apex predator of Apex predators fist fight a gorilla? We would just shoot them.
The_Undermind t1_ja3vdfd wrote
Reply to comment by rulloa in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
The very definition of Rule 34 means it already existed. No sense in being remorseful