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Rymundo88 t1_ja43iam wrote
Reply to comment by FooBarU2 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
>they too, have cochleas
And that's why you never hear them coming
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Celistar99 t1_ja43cn7 wrote
Reply to In the cabinet, the bottom plate or bowl in a stack has likely never been used. by [deleted]
I wouldn't say never. Maybe less than others. It also depends on how many people live in your house and how often you do dishes.
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Schmancer t1_ja43328 wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
This is not “bittersweet”, this is “a double whammy”. You lost your job and the people who fired you then achieve instant greatness? That’s hi-lighting you as the problem that was solved. You have no job and no championship and you’re likely looking for a new career.
Replace “bittersweet” in your title with “holistically disheartening” and you nailed it.
hazpat t1_ja4307o wrote
Reply to comment by Kreebish in Dehydration headaches are water withdrawal symptoms. by BestAce1215
Close but we are not made of water, we contain water and use it as a medium for the organic molecules we are made of.
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Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
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Moose4310 t1_ja42tfo wrote
Reply to comment by dan420 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Wow how original, you know what I take it back you truly are a comedian cause you are a living embodiment of a joke.
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I-dont-rickroll t1_ja42q4a wrote
Reply to comment by 254LEX in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
The same thing applies to water or any other material you fill it with.
hornylolifucker t1_ja42o14 wrote
Reply to comment by Shreddersson in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
For some reason whenever I look at birds all I think is “French fry?”
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BarryZZZ t1_ja422ws wrote
Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
No, it's more of a Cloacal Kiss
Johnnycrabman t1_ja420n6 wrote
Reply to comment by rulloa in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I don’t know, but nobody wants to see Shady no more.
Edit: obviously people do want to see Shady, they don’t want to see Marshall.
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FooBarU2 t1_ja41h6x wrote
Reply to comment by DarthPeteMitchell in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
ugh.. copy pasta mistake..
DarthPeteMitchell t1_ja415yo wrote
Reply to comment by FooBarU2 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
*cloaca. Cochlea are in the ear canal.
ghostwhowalksdogs t1_ja40t91 wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Just imagine if the team cuts a player and then they go on win a championship against you in the finals. The whole team, coaches, and the entire organization would spend a very long season thinking about that.
FooBarU2 t1_ja40c6n wrote
Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
by the way, fellow mammals: kangaroos and opossums have the same plumbing.. i.e., they too, have cochleas
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SonOfFloridaMan t1_ja401r0 wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
New category has appeared
latetowhatparty t1_ja3yw2t wrote
Reply to comment by Thompseanson7 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Actually yeah…now I feel lied to. Which is it?
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Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
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