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thealmightybunghole t1_ja46f9c wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
This guy birds.
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MakeAionGreatAgain t1_ja46drl wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
And also, not all birds.
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DeadHED t1_ja460ln wrote
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Shitting, passing and fucking all in the same whole just sounds convenient really.
per54 t1_ja45usm wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
What’s bittersweet is if you’re cut, and the new team that takes you wins
MofugginFish t1_ja45uqn wrote
Reply to comment by Emperors-Peace in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
I guess it would depend on your relation to your (ex-)teammates and how happy it would make you to see (one or more of) them win a championship in general. Definitely more on the bitter side still though
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LOL_Murica t1_ja45qyj wrote
Reply to We don’t view hair as nasty until we find a piece that has fallen off of someone’s head. by SuperGoat5YT
Not only is this repost a super popular one, YOU, yourself posted the same shit a few days ago.
Dude.
C’mon man.
Oohbunnies t1_ja45fs9 wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I shall have this translated into Kanji and tattooed on my arm, "It's All Cloacal."!
I-dont-rickroll t1_ja45e8d wrote
Reply to comment by 254LEX in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
Never say never but yeah that’s the point if you really wanna be that picky
254LEX t1_ja45bbh wrote
Reply to comment by I-dont-rickroll in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
Then 'technically' no glass in the world has ever been full.
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Johndough99999 t1_ja4507f wrote
Reply to comment by UnedibleHulk in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Then what accounts for that flavor?
Cerebr05murF t1_ja44xmz wrote
Reply to In the cabinet, the bottom plate or bowl in a stack has likely never been used. by [deleted]
Sorry, in my household, dishes aren't washed until the cupboards and utensil drawers are empty. Need to fry an egg? Use the last mug and then use the salad tongs to eat it.
HarryBaughl t1_ja44q78 wrote
Reply to comment by FooBarU2 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
We talking about marsupial kangaroos or mammal kangaroos?
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Yaancat17 t1_ja43ll4 wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Being an alpha isn't all about being physically superior anymore. The world is different. If you can be socially dominant through being smart. Yeah, the big guy over there could easily beat you up, but you know what? If you have 4 other guys who would join you in fighting him because you've made strong relationships with them or they owe you something, who would be the alpha now? Being superior physically does help in being an alpha, but so does being rich. Say the big guy does beat you up; you could afford to get the best lawyer in town to make sure the guy stays out of your territory.
Philaroni t1_ja46f9j wrote
Reply to comment by nj_ninjacop in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Needs better branding.