So I’ve been walking around with my mouth open for nothing?

I guess it was a misunderstanding of human

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humans existed before civilization bro

OP could have spent 1 minute to Google how birds reproduce to determine this wasnt even remotely close.

I really need to lower my expectations of people.

Convenient? Sure, conceptually. Accurate? Not even remotely.

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Absolutely right. 💯

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That's correct. I just figured with the context of what the OP was saying that they were only talking about the cloacal subset.

You seem to think being me able to beat up children, old people; and people smaller than yourself makes you an alpha. That’s a shorty mentality, and I’ve got a feeling that you’d learn pretty quick that swinging nunchucks while seated, in mom’s basement, doesn’t equate to being tough in the real world.

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Lol... 800 lbs of addrenal rage.

I ONLY do the dishes when all the dishes are used and I don’t have money for takeout

There’s been at most about 450-500 generations since the dawn of civilization

Nah bro u didn't know

The mod bot literally says shower thoughts,not thoughts had in the shower

You know you're right when you get more likes than the post

Since kangaroos, opossums, and birds all have cochleas, this is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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LIES I have went down the rabbit hole and found something NOT R34’d

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