You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

To be fair they might have just had this revelation. Eureka moments aren’t always groundbreaking to the world

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I have tried to come up with a witty comeback (ala i will have more living descendants) before i realized that isn’t true either and now i am sad.

that website is unusable lmao

I'm ashamed to know this but... I assume you mean Rule 35 artists

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Nah but ducks do if you drop the g 😅

Trust Ik what a ducks penis looks like, and ducks are still birds lol. It’s also just a silly little shower thought

Kinky

What does that mean for me then? I’m attracted to Dee from It’s Always Sunny.

As others have pointed out they have a cloaca so anal would not apply.

But that doesn’t matter because you made think about this and for that i hate you

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I think a similar feeling is when you’re laid off or fired from a job at a company that then goes on to be more successful without you.

I’ve actually worked for small companies that thought they’d be better off without me and then they go into a death spiral when I’m gone.

But I’ve also had the opposite happen . :-/

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42 second mark: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

That's only going in the corresponding orifice.

To be fair, have you ever looked at dental x-rays of kids before they start losing their teeth? It's straight out of a horror film. Those little $#!+$ have jaws like sharks. It's completely horrifying.

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Have you seen a duck penis? It's a cork screw. I'm not sure they can have any sex besides in the designated orifice.

42 second mark. I'm sorry, but you asked: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

I figured from the context of the OPs statement that they are only discussing the cloacal subset. Otherwise their comment totally falls apart.

Very hard when I only can do stick figs

You're acting like they don't already know and ignore it because they find it way more fun to slap a three foot horsecock on a bird.

R35 then

Got any grapes?