They do have cochleas (all mammals do). But birds don't.

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That’s fair I guess

One ten(s) of thousands

This is not true. From their earliest embryological development, animals have mouth and anal openings. It's representative of the tube-like critters from which we first evolved. In some animals other orifices develop, but mouth and anus are generally present unless secondarily lost. The cloaca is an anus with additional functions, which is not uncommon in the animal kingdom.

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You said someone that can take on half the population is an alpha male. The weaker half includes children, the elderly, etc. not really that much of a feat. Besides alpha being a stupid concept, you’ve given a stupid concept of what constitutes alpha. So I made a stupid joke about your stupid comment. Cry about it.

That’s still not tens of thousands

Anatomically modern humans are about 200k yrs old. About 20 years per generation --> ~10k generations.

Well I bet you’re fun at parties.

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It’s not white till it dries

Funny cause I never claimed that beating up children, old people and people smaller than me makes me an alpha, I also never said I was an alpha myself.

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I think the problem is they only didn’t 45 seconds instead of the full minute.

This is he dumbest thing I have read since the Lady Gaga dog ransom story.

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What?

And every affair partner was married or what? There were unwed women aplenty

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