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OlinOfTheHillPeople t1_ja4ipkx wrote
Reply to comment by pUdepoD in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
That kind of bird uses a different system:
Do them
Establish low rating
Encrease power
Tanliarian t1_ja4ip5l wrote
Reply to comment by harold-lay in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
The other half of the rule is that if porn doesn't exist you must create the porn.
hawkmech67 t1_ja4ilf3 wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I love when the comment has more upvotes than the original post.
ArchdukeBurrito t1_ja4ild6 wrote
Reply to comment by DarthPeteMitchell in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I thought Coachella was in California?
lightknight7777 t1_ja4iida wrote
Reply to comment by DrInsomnia in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
That doesn't make it an anus. It's not.
Semantics is what words mean. Of course it's semantics.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4ifqr wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
There's a distinct term for it because it serves more than one function. But it developmentally starts as the anal opening, and continues to serve as the anus in an adult. This is really all semantics, but from a developmental biology standpoint it is an anus that has acquired other functionality.
Edit to add, from the Wiki link: "In deuterostomes, the original dent becomes the anus, while the gut eventually tunnels through the embryo until it reaches the other side, forming an opening that becomes the mouth."
Vertebrates are deuterostomes. In bird development, that original "anus" becomes the cloaca.
harold-lay t1_ja4i5cp wrote
Reply to comment by kai325d in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Ur Mom
dan420 t1_ja4hvyu wrote
Reply to comment by Moose4310 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
The fuck are you talking about? So now it’s a random half of the population? Still comes down to whether or not you’re stronger than the average person, unless, like I jokingly said at the beginning, everyone lines up and you fight one after the other. You’ve circled all the way around to the beginning. Again, fuck you’re stupid.
damned_truths t1_ja4hv47 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryBaughl in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Marsupials are a strict subset of mammals, so yes.
bangladeshiswamphen t1_ja4hr96 wrote
Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Some people think about really dumb, very inaccurate things in the shower.
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4hqs6 wrote
Reply to comment by patricio87 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
I see you have never met a goose
jbull487 t1_ja4henj wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
You’re god damn right
Quiet-Shallot3290 t1_ja4h6fw wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Well shit. That's a pretty rough metric. I mean I don't know anyone who can take on over 4 billion people at once.
Wait.. is that OP's whole point? That no one has the right to call themselves the Alpha Male? Maybe humanity working together is the real Alpha Male? Or maybe the real Alpha Male was the friends we made along the way.. to go beat the shit out of a single person?
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sj68z t1_ja4h02n wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
https://youtu.be/xBts8dfdpQI Louis CK lol
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Moose4310 t1_ja4gn1e wrote
Reply to comment by dan420 in Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Yeah but I never said specifically the weaker half I just said half of the population, so that could mean some of the strongest people in the world are included, if it was specifically the weaker half then yeah for a lot it would be easy but it would most likely be a mix. I know you are trying your hardest here but it isn't working out for you. You're the one all butt hurt because you're lame ass joke wasn't funny, if anything you are making my day better by entertaining me with whatever the hell you are trying to do.
butchcranton t1_ja4gi3l wrote
Reply to comment by Agile_Coyote_6483 in There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
Yep. All of us living things are the great (xN) grandchildren of bacteria.
r-NBK t1_ja4gegh wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Careful, if we talk about it too much it will be colloquial.
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lightknight7777 t1_ja4gc18 wrote
Reply to comment by GodwynDi in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
New ones? That's great news, thank you!
lightknight7777 t1_ja4g9ui wrote
Reply to comment by ynvgsensacion in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Compliment accepted.
Agile_Coyote_6483 t1_ja4g8ve wrote
Reply to comment by butchcranton in There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
Yeah i remember working this out when i was trying to argue to someone that youre not that unrelated to most living things on this planet. Even a banana is basically a distant cousin if you think about it
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