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justreddis t1_ja4ozns wrote
Reply to comment by ZenkaiZ in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Right? Where in the world is the “sweet” in there? Like, “omg my former team immediately won a championship after kicking me out. I’m so happy for them I’m gonna cry!”
briggles23 t1_ja4oyyl wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Bittersweet would more be your team wins the championship, And THEN you get cut.
You'd just be bitter if you got cut and then your team won the championship. No sweetness at all
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Quiet-Shallot3290 t1_ja4ov76 wrote
All my ancestors are dead, so that don't have jack shit. I also have no descendants. However, I am alive.
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HarryBaughl t1_ja4om09 wrote
Reply to comment by damned_truths in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Huh. Learn something new everyday.
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hazpat t1_ja4o4up wrote
Reply to comment by Kreebish in Dehydration headaches are water withdrawal symptoms. by BestAce1215
So by that logic water bottles are made of water? Lol
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soyrobo t1_ja4nyfl wrote
Reply to comment by coolrick12 in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
In the Andes and have to eat each other
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Reefer-eyed_Beans t1_ja4nml9 wrote
Reply to comment by Samih420 in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Bittersweet is a conflict of emotions in the same person, obviously. Everything has an upside to someone, somewhere... that's not what's relevant.
Kreebish t1_ja4ndkl wrote
Reply to comment by hazpat in Dehydration headaches are water withdrawal symptoms. by BestAce1215
By percentage name me one thing we have more of than water. Calcium? Carbon? Not even close... I mean maybe if you have bone cancer or something
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kdoughboy12 t1_ja4n1oz wrote
Reply to comment by Emperors-Peace in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Or what a showerthought is
Reefer-eyed_Beans t1_ja4mw4m wrote
Reply to comment by Downtown_Skill in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Neither one of those is "bittersweet" tbh. The second one seems to have a silver lining because you could rationalize that you were potentially second best (though bracket-style elimination doesn't really determine who's best in the first place; the whole thing's very flawed).
"Bittersweet" involves an actual upside that wouldn't be realized otherwise. I.e. The loser being able to go home to his sister's wedding. "Whelp, maybe we're 2nd?" is not bittersweet it's just an optimistic take.
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Sparks808 t1_ja4m49s wrote
Reply to All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
Did you guys never put a cup over your mouth and suck a vacuum so it sticks to your face? I thought that was a pretty universal childhood experience!
SurveyAcrobatic5334 t1_ja4lwz1 wrote
Reply to comment by patricio87 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Does a duck with boner drag weeds?
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4lwwt wrote
Reply to comment by patricio87 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
That definitely don’t run away though 😂
Kreebish t1_ja4pdyc wrote
Reply to comment by stereoroid in Dehydration headaches are water withdrawal symptoms. by BestAce1215
A car without gas is still thousands of pounds of steel and plastic but a human without water goes from being over a hundred pounds to most likely being a clump of around 20 or 30 pounds