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KSoccerman t1_ja5lmog wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
You will always be older than you were!!1!
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PeterNippelstein t1_ja5lb02 wrote
Reply to comment by Emperors-Peace in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Bittersweet is sitting down on a warm toilet seat
whydyoublockmelol t1_ja5lak5 wrote
Reply to Warhammer 40,000 will become very awkward if we ever meet actual intelligent extraterrestrial life. by Shadowmirax
Honestly, destroying any xenos we come across in the galaxy for the betterment of mankind would probably be necessary. If there is sentient alien life out there, we will have to compete with it for resources so the sooner we wipe them out the better off mankind will be.
The Emperor Protects
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Reply to Warhammer 40,000 will become very awkward if we ever meet actual intelligent extraterrestrial life. by Shadowmirax
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[deleted] t1_ja5ke05 wrote
Reply to There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
Well ya I have not a thought or was told about my grandparents parents
eternalankh t1_ja5jvhv wrote
I think I'm actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.
cryptolipto t1_ja5jm21 wrote
Reply to comment by nodeal-ordeal in There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
Well put. Words to live by. Wishing you many years of happiness fren
Hewballs t1_ja5ixjj wrote
Reply to A character getting fired in a tv show is a person getting fired in real life by maskofharrow89
It's probably just as common for a fired person to stay in the show, as a lot of the time the firing is just part of their story arc
Quasargyle t1_ja5icpz wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Is this one of those posts where OP gets it wrong for the karma? I think it is.
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Fascinatedwithfire t1_ja5go7k wrote
The Lonely Island did a song about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbAEHdy8oU&t=2s
From their movie Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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Shadowmirax OP t1_ja5lsyd wrote
Reply to comment by whydyoublockmelol in Warhammer 40,000 will become very awkward if we ever meet actual intelligent extraterrestrial life. by Shadowmirax
You... you are the reason some poor diplomat is gonna have to give the emperor of scorlax-9 a crash course in xenophobia and satire