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Animators: aww man I made this look realistic and you can barely tell what it is.

Other animator: just make it look like the cooked version everyone knows what that looks like.

TV Conspiracy Theorists: I HAVE A NEW THEORY

Do you find something funny about the word "homo anus"???

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EV drivers sometimes, unwisely, like to slip-stream behind large trucks to get more range.

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All words look off if you are used to something else

The haha is because it is laughable to think people who have lived life have no idea of stress and anxiety. The statistical fact of the world is that far far fewer people by percentage live in poverty than even 40 years ago. The literacy rates, education rates, and health rates have all improved (although more fat people currently is lowering that).

So, things are objectively better as a whole even if the individual doesnt think so.

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Technically, you can only die from things that are within a radius of <time in seconds> * <speed of light>

That might be true if every word in the English language had a common root. The original word for woman is wifmann, because 'mann' is not originally Latin it's proto-Germanic. The word human comes from the Latin word “humus,” meaning earth or ground.

Kept waiting for the "theory" part of it... didn't really pan out lmao. Interesting observations kinda. But once the "because"s and the "why"s start... holy shit is that a nonsensical cluster fuck of gibberish haha I mean just read the "TL;DR". So I'm gonna have to disagree with you about the depth of that rabbit hole lol.

Would expect nothing less from the hardest screw who ever walked a turn at Shawshank.

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Haha salti boi that's better than the usual insults i get. And I'm not saying i had it harder than anyone else. I paid for my own education (loans). Worked through highschool, college, grad school. Did 50 credit hours of community college to mske it cheaper. Harder than anyone? No. But if i need more money, i work more, instead of posting reddit messages about how bad life is. Houses were cheaper when i was a kid or my parents. So what? They also made less. My dads dad died when he was 5 and his mom got run over when he was 19. My moms dad died when she was 18. Plenty of woe is me stories to be had (and far worse than my family's predilection for early death) but so what. Life isnt fair, my kids have it 20x easier than i ever did (I'm successful and they will benefit from that) but they're going to be as happy or unhappy as they decide to be, and currently dont really want to be happy.

You thinking I'm a troll at least makes me chuckle. People out there get bent outta shape if anyone isnt suffering as much as everyonr else seems to think they are.

Whats your reason that life sucks?

I personally prefer to be behind large vehicles because they help me regulate my speed

No they're not and all your protests won't make them so

I´m pretty sure I can´t die from lack of uranium in my bloodstream

it came out cus he was shedding because he had gained too much weight

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Very fruity origin.

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It is OK to do so with at least some vehicles. I usually let Rams get in the lane in the situation you have described.