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Mangofarmer27 t1_ja9oh5k wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate_Draw_43 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
r/didthemath
EvieThrower t1_ja9og6j wrote
Reply to comment by CornmealGravy in Popcorn is an explosive by [deleted]
Well, technically you're absolutely correct but I just saw the bag of microwaveable not-popped popcorn and thought of this stuff
Transparent_Moth t1_ja9ofmt wrote
Reply to It's so strange how people put covers and cases on their phones to protect them and their overall value but we don't do the same with our cars, which are worth way more. by PIisLOVE314
Well, wouldn't a car cover be nearly as expensive as the car itself? And it may weigh the car down and not to mention that the car itself is designed to protect itself and the passengers so there is no point
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Reply to A character getting fired in a tv show is a person getting fired in real life by maskofharrow89
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EvieThrower t1_ja9o8f0 wrote
Reply to comment by Stlaind in Popcorn is an explosive by [deleted]
Don't have one
mrmayhemsname t1_ja9o4zs wrote
Reply to Saying 'aughts' or '10s' still sounds super weird, but every other decade (70s, 90s, etc.) sounds fine. by mr_never_lift
Gonna be real weird when this decade is over and "the twenties" becomes shorthand for a few years ago rather than a historical time
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja9nynq wrote
Reply to It's so strange how people put covers and cases on their phones to protect them and their overall value but we don't do the same with our cars, which are worth way more. by PIisLOVE314
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Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
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[deleted] t1_ja9nmsm wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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bittyboyben t1_ja9nehu wrote
Reply to Someone who lets you in their lane may be using your car as a body shield for the large truck in front of them instead of the kindness of their heart by The_Expidition
Boiled down this is just the philosophical idea that there is no such thing as an altruistic act.
And when it comes to driving, I wholehearted believe that’s the case.
I don’t do things to be nice when driving. I do them to not end up a bloody grease stain on tarmac.
Aggressive_Village46 t1_ja9mq9i wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
you could die from fresh air bubbles injected in your blood stream
angsty_novelist t1_ja9mpf4 wrote
Reply to Someone who lets you in their lane may be using your car as a body shield for the large truck in front of them instead of the kindness of their heart by The_Expidition
if you indicate i will let you in, if you dont indicate i will still let you in, im not about to endanger myself or others because you woke up and chose to be an asshole.
[deleted] t1_ja9mnt5 wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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Lanster27 t1_ja9m9eo wrote
Reply to comment by AverageStormTrooper1 in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
It’s ok because he feeds other marine animals and they usually dont live long enough for cancer to develop.
[deleted] t1_ja9m8hs wrote
Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
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rogthnor t1_ja9m4tr wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
There's a reason he warned Patrick and SB away from those hooks
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Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
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Nameless408 t1_ja9lvxq wrote
Reply to We are a walking advertisement because we always have something on us that represents another entity. by vapingpigeon94
That's only if I wear branded gear. There's a ton of products that don't emblazon their logo on everything; my shoes, socks, pants, undies, shirt, and jacket all lack branding.
Even my phone case is nondescript, and you can't tell what phone I use because I use a custom launcher.
StarChild413 t1_ja9lf5b wrote
Reply to There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
Which doesn't mean you'll be forgotten by people 3 generations ahead unless you know all about those 3 generations back that you'd like people to know about you
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TheSame_ButOpposite t1_ja9l6r4 wrote
Reply to Uruguay looks like Brazils foreskin by blockybookbook
I would have thought colored tip of a tail but if you've got penises on the brain, sure.
[deleted] t1_ja9ow2e wrote
Reply to Saying 'aughts' or '10s' still sounds super weird, but every other decade (70s, 90s, etc.) sounds fine. by mr_never_lift
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