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Sad_Philly_Fan t1_ja9yy70 wrote
Reply to comment by batsofburden in There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
This is all true, but only a few people will be remembered from the past couple hundred years while the rest will be forgotten, and that’s the way it’ll always be. For me, I can only easily name around 30 people from before the year 1000, and those are some of the most famous ever. So unless you do something to leave a huge mark on the world, you can expect to be completely forgotten in around 200 years.
CharmingMistake3416 t1_ja9yx7h wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
He boils himself from the inside because he’s always stressed and angry.
beatrailblazer t1_ja9yway wrote
Reply to comment by Ultraviolet_Motion in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
And where did the astrology sign come from
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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sharrrper t1_ja9yn22 wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Or maybe he's just one of the varieties of naturally red crabs
Lobsters are only red after being cooked. For crabs that isn't necessarily the case.
Raergur t1_ja9ya41 wrote
Reply to comment by Ragtime-Rochelle in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
This. But if we're talking about Larry the lobster... that's another story
_Ispeakingifs t1_ja9xy4e wrote
Reply to comment by Mixt-meta4z-1463 in Humen is a more logical plural to human than humans. It’s men and women, not mans and womans. by frenglish_man
Because english is just a bunch of other languages in a trench coat
[deleted] t1_ja9xky7 wrote
Reply to comment by Froggie3845 in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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todudeornote t1_ja9xf3g wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
The OP needs to turn down the heat in his/her shower if this is the thought that comes to mind.
djtshirt t1_ja9x82r wrote
Reply to comment by fancybigballs in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Nuclear bomb testing in his town, without proper warning to crabs beforehand I’m sure. Makes sense.
Nimelennar t1_ja9x18t wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
If you have the right immune conditions, there are enough germs in fresh air to kill you.
And there are quite a few allergens in fresh air, as well.
Magruun t1_ja9x02x wrote
Reply to comment by BussinOnGod in Humen is a more logical plural to human than humans. It’s men and women, not mans and womans. by frenglish_man
Poop
Hironymos t1_ja9wqdd wrote
Reply to It's so strange how people put covers and cases on their phones to protect them and their overall value but we don't do the same with our cars, which are worth way more. by PIisLOVE314
Okay, get this: a phone cover is cheap and protects the phone from damage that would make it much worse to use. A car cover on the other hand is expensive and will only protect it from superficial damage that does not affect operation in any meaningful way.
The_Star_Bringer_527 t1_ja9whh1 wrote
Reply to comment by Muscalp in Humen is a more logical plural to human than humans. It’s men and women, not mans and womans. by frenglish_man
It's not language changing
It's just people using it wrong
[deleted] OP t1_ja9wal2 wrote
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justamon22 t1_ja9vy76 wrote
Interesting. Are you American?
In my experience, most buses in America don’t even have seatbelts
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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peeniebaby t1_ja9vsat wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
And since spongebob is square he must have been sliced up by a knife or something
riddleterror t1_ja9vqyh wrote
Reply to comment by Jeanboyx3 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
So the head injury is what caused the death.
Initial-Effect2453 t1_ja9vgd0 wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
At least Mrs. Puff wouldn’t have to worry about Mr. Krabs meeting the same fate as her husband
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Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
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Reply to You can only be a specific age for exactly one year by ZealousFanboy
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