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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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Zinko999 t1_jaa28ju wrote
Reply to comment by woozzzzie in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
SpongeBob me boy the Charlies have impaled my internal organs with a spear covered in human waste, guaranteeing infection agagagagag
Adamant3--D t1_jaa26o9 wrote
Reply to comment by Jeanboyx3 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
Then you died of saliva not oxygen
>while inhaling a normal breath of air
And you literally used the word "while" 😂 how dumb are you?
DevinBelow t1_jaa1zuc wrote
It's basically what you said. Buses are generally, on most city roads, the biggest vehicle on the road, are highly visible, high off the ground, and have large hard seats to protect against impact. The reason we wear seatbelts in cars is because of how many people were killed in vehicle accidents that could have been prevented by wearing seatbelts. That same thing is not true about fatalities on buses. Not very many people die in bus crashes every year, so we don't need a law protecting us from it.
Now, passenger buses on the highway are different. You are up against larger vehicles (trucks, other buses, etC), BUT I will say, if something happens and that bus slides off the road into a river or lake, it's going to be a lot easier to evacuate everyone if everyone is not strapped into the bus...but obviously there is a trade off there. Most Greyhound type buses do have the seatbelt option available anyway, so you can choose which you would rather risk. (I'd rather fly.)
cosmiclatte44 t1_jaa1md8 wrote
Reply to comment by Froggie3845 in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Yeah Hillenburg being a marine biologist wouldn't have missed something like that.
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vid_23 t1_jaa0w1y wrote
Reply to comment by justamon22 in Most don’t wear a seatbelt on a bus in spite of the lack of airbags. by Calimarispirit
I live in mid Europe and I don't think I've seen a single bus with seat belts on, apart from those that travel across the entire country on the highway
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Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
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[deleted] t1_jaa0v94 wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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upvoter222 t1_jaa0u0s wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
It also means that if you throw him, he will change direction as needed to hit the nearest kart.
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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suyuzhou t1_jaa0m7t wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Whoa, careful there! Mr.Krabs might call you a racist if you continue your train of thoughts
djsedna t1_jaa0hm9 wrote
Reply to comment by _Katrinchen_ in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Lobsters can also (rarely) be red/orange as well
The title is just pure mental gymnastics and not even close to a showerthought
silver_arrow666 t1_jaa0gam wrote
Reply to You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
You mostly die because of cell death. Drowning? Lack of oxygen, sad mitochondria, cell death. Smoke? Carbon monoxide prevents your hemoglobin from delivering oxygen to your cell, cell death. Cancer? Your body cannot bring needed materials to your cell (since the cancer is taking it all), cell death. Hunger? No food, no energy for your cells, cell death. Fire? Proteins denaturing, cell death (also some other reactions, but that is already enough to kill your cells). EVERYTHING IS CELL DEATH!
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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vid_23 t1_jaa0bkk wrote
Reply to Humen is a more logical plural to human than humans. It’s men and women, not mans and womans. by frenglish_man
I'm convinced people use this like it's Google or something. Just post something stupid you're not sure about and people will correct you and tell you why you're wrong with an essay on it
ogresound1987 t1_jaa07vd wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Or he's some kind of commie plot to turn kids into friends of stalin
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Reelix t1_ja9zxrr wrote
Reply to comment by Reefer-eyed_Beans in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Good luck trying to explain things like this where they casually swap skins.
sumika0055 t1_ja9ztmd wrote
Reply to comment by Roderie94 in You can never have a complete auto biography by I_exist_becuase_yes_
this reminds me of the guy who killed himself when he turned 60 and wrote down basically his entire life in a website: https://martin-manley.eprci.com
CharsOwnRX-78-2 t1_ja9zg56 wrote
Reply to comment by BopBopBich in Humen is a more logical plural to human than humans. It’s men and women, not mans and womans. by frenglish_man
Writing French: needs more vowels. No, more. More than that.
M O R E
Speaking French: lmao you want me to pronounce all that shit? Get the fuck out of here
SofaSpudAthlete t1_ja9zbvt wrote
Reply to comment by PoopIsAlwaysSunny in Someone who lets you in their lane may be using your car as a body shield for the large truck in front of them instead of the kindness of their heart by The_Expidition
I think OP is talking about having a dump truck or concrete truck in-front of them. Then, allowing another vehicle to swoop in to act as a shield. This way, there is something to block all the crap that will likely fall off the dump truck or concrete truck from hitting their own car.
MicrosoftContin t1_ja9z6z3 wrote
Reply to comment by justamon22 in Most don’t wear a seatbelt on a bus in spite of the lack of airbags. by Calimarispirit
Canada too, me from there.
It is described as not a passenger vehicle and therefore does not require seat belts. The protection is from taller soft seats.
Also trying to convince 50 sugar-filled kids to seatbelt up and sit calmly is not possible.
Acanthophis t1_ja9z31b wrote
Reply to comment by fancybigballs in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Can you really say you fought in Vietnam if you were just on a ship under no threat?
rowanhopkins t1_jaa2zar wrote
Reply to comment by tiniestvioilin in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
>Or any of the many crabs that
have anaturallyred shellreally like money