Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
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Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
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-meriadoc- t1_jaadw89 wrote
Reply to comment by djsedna in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
How is this not close to a shower thought? Daydreaming about sponge Bob in the shower doesn't seem unlikely. Just because OP isn't correct doesn't make it not a shower thought. I'm sure people make incorrect assumptions in the shower all the time.
The_Expidition OP t1_jaadsmg wrote
The_Expidition OP t1_jaadrz6 wrote
Reply to comment by PoopIsAlwaysSunny in Someone who lets you in their lane may be using your car as a body shield for the large truck in front of them instead of the kindness of their heart by The_Expidition
Who worries about the people behind them any rear end is an insurance claim
PurpleRavenX11 t1_jaadcpy wrote
Reply to A version of each of us lives in the minds of other people - from a person who briefly sees us out on the street, to our closest loves ones who know us for decades, and everyone in between. by Ibrake4tailgaters
I’ve heard that all the random people in your dreams are actual people you saw once because your brain uses those faces instead of inventing new ones. No clue if it’s true, but it’s interesting to think about.
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaadayd wrote
Reply to comment by Want_To_Live_To_100 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
the point is- i don't have them, so taking a normal breath of fresh air isn't going to kill me. i could die while breathing, but not because of it.
believe me- i don't like being so cocky either...size 18 shoes aren't easy to come by in a lot of styles.
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Nephlimcomics2520 t1_jaacwnx wrote
Reply to comment by scorchedarcher in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
That’s enough internet for tonight
dysfunctionalpress t1_jaacwii wrote
Reply to comment by Want_To_Live_To_100 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
the title literally says "from anything", no "spirit" about it. taking a normal breath of fresh air will not kill me.
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justamon22 t1_jaaci85 wrote
Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in Most don’t wear a seatbelt on a bus in spite of the lack of airbags. by Calimarispirit
Lol the more I think about it the more I feel that maybe these things should have seatbelts
scorchedarcher t1_jaachdm wrote
Reply to comment by Neocraftz in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Nah thats his sugar baby dude
Neocraftz t1_jaacfcl wrote
Reply to comment by scorchedarcher in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
me
Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaacf2v wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
The spirit of the statement is any “thing” not some specific action. Too much air and you can die.
justamon22 t1_jaacd5g wrote
Reply to comment by vid_23 in Most don’t wear a seatbelt on a bus in spite of the lack of airbags. by Calimarispirit
Oh okay I thought this was a region difference and that maybe public transportation had seatbelts elsewhere. Yeah the only buses I’ve seen with seatbelts are ones that travel really long distances. Never public one’s though
Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaac6i9 wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
You could develop them… easily don’t be so cocky
SpecialistAd5537 t1_jaac5xw wrote
Reply to comment by batsofburden in There's been tens of thousands of generations of humans, yet even those just 3 generations back are already forgotten by most living humans. by batsofburden
My comment contains sources lol. I didn't miss the point, I just argue because you assume with your post that people are as ignorant as you are.
scorchedarcher t1_jaaby3e wrote
Reply to comment by lxkandel06 in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Bro who said his daughter is a whale?
comik300 t1_jaabtnd wrote
Reply to comment by jamieliddellthepoet in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
I think that was Sandy
lxkandel06 t1_jaabngw wrote
Reply to comment by rowanhopkins in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
Or any of the many crabs that naturally have daughters that are whales
4649onegaishimasu t1_jaabhhb wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
"Native to the Caribbean and Indonesia, the scarlet reef hermit crab is named for its brilliant red body."
So... not so much.
0_foreverzero_0 t1_jaab66n wrote
I mean, you were definitely inside your dad up until he orgasmed too
elizabeth498 t1_jaab5st wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
And now I imagine Skeletor running offscreen after dropping that disturbing little factoid.
MobileStrawberry t1_jaab0gh wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
He saw how much lobsters make in on the dinner table so he made his great escape and had to cash in
pokerforfun t1_jaaf6jv wrote
Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000
This is one of the dumbest shower thoughts in weeks. Feel bad for your idiocy and then go read a book.