Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jabcgcp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:57 AM

I think we’re past both of those. For me, it’s like 20 is the new 10. When I used to sneak into strip clubs in the 90s, lap dances were $5. By the time I turned 21 or 22, they were $10. Six or seven years ago, they were $20. I wonder what they are now.

[deleted] t1_jab9uwr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:32 AM

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[deleted] t1_jab98fi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:26 AM

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[deleted] t1_jab98an wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:26 AM

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[deleted] t1_jab92ma wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:25 AM

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pearlsbeforedogs t1_jab8x1y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:24 AM

Reply to comment by pantstoaknifefight2 in $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons

Hahaha!! Yes, I had an ex that was into making stuff. He successfully brewed a couple of batches of beer and then wanted to get into kombucha. The yeast patties are certainly... interesting. (I have also forgotten the name and am too lazy to go look it up at this point. I know they call them mothers sometimes.)

[deleted] t1_jab8p15 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:22 AM

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pantstoaknifefight2 t1_jab8aeg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM

Reply to comment by pearlsbeforedogs in $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons

I like where you're going with that, but I've seen videos on that weird fermenting thing in kombucha that looks like afterbirth/placenta and noooooo thank you!

[deleted] t1_jab89jk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM

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[deleted] t1_jab88rn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM

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Cockroachens t1_jab867o wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:17 AM

Reply to Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000

They live in the water underneath a beach at a location based on a real place. A nuclear testing site. Maybe the blast of one nuclear weapon was so powerful it heated up the water and boiled Larry, but he's still alive.

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jab8496 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:17 AM

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PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_jab7wwc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:15 AM

Reply to comment by The_Expidition in Someone who lets you in their lane may be using your car as a body shield for the large truck in front of them instead of the kindness of their heart by The_Expidition

Oh, no. I can also control my speed until the twat behind me stops tailgating

JKolodne OP t1_jab7o67 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to comment by WomanNotAGirl in Television characters rarely (if ever) curse at one another during a fight.... unlike real life. by JKolodne

Just because you shouldn't doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

CyanideandAsdfmovie t1_jab7ikl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM

Reply to comment by eruborus in Humans are an invasive species. by Blackout523

Ehhhh

Mars can’t grow food.

They figured that out.

We’re f’ed

Also, climate change will fuck up the coasts in at most 50 years

WomanNotAGirl t1_jab7i9d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM

Reply to Television characters rarely (if ever) curse at one another during a fight.... unlike real life. by JKolodne

You shouldn’t curse at each other during a fight. That’s where I draw the line in a relationship. The day that happens it means the respect is gone.

EARink0 t1_jab760k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to comment by Lukezilla2000 in Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived. by jsw9000

Are we all SpongeBob on this blessed day?

pearlsbeforedogs t1_jab74d4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to comment by pantstoaknifefight2 in $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons

That just means it's time to invest in a new hobby and buy all the equipment, ingredients, and miscellaneous crap required to make it! At the very least, after looking into the process and price of that, $4 either won't seem like so much, or you'll have a new and interesting hobby. Either way, time successfully wasted.

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