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Until it doesnt happen

Reminds me of an old documentary about Bush Jr. that I once watched, where he started by saying: „My name is George W. Bush. Double you. Like, two times you.“ and continued saying: „The W stands for Walker. A man who walks.“

I loved that flick :)

(Ladies, I'm sure this happens to you more than guys)
Don't ya hate it when you have to go sit in a public restroom to do your business and the seat is still warm from the previous occupant?

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Dude you never use “while”, when trying to establish causality. That’s just lazy and wrong,

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If you swallow saliva you don’t choke on it. Choking comes from something going down without being swallowed.

And the amount of saliva in our mouths could easily be coughed up instead of choking you.

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How can playing guitar kill me? Or clicking a mouse, or thinking?

Tons of things don’t cause death.

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/science-says-testicles-and-anuses-have-taste-receptors/

But it's not going to work in the end

I get your point about how language changes through misuse,yes

But this is just not one of those. Many reasons contribute to this

Most notably the fact that the definitions are very well cemented and established. Also for the fact that a lot of confusion can occur in certain scenarios

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French too

While true, I once read an interesting point that there are actually only two causes of death: oxygen deprivation and/or head trauma. Literally every other way of dying, what actually kills you is one of those.

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I think taste is what drives us to do/obtain what is healthy to eat and/or partake in, with these tastes being shaped by natural selection to actually drive us towards healthy, survival benefiting behaviors. We need to poop, so I don't think it would be likely to develop taste buds that would cause us to actively avoid a necessary function

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