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Dub-ya....

Its 2 syllables, not 3 and the last syllable is short so I'd barely counts.

Dub-ya Dub-ya Dub-ya dot is faster than world wide web period.

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In Swedish, W is "dubbel-v", double v. But instead of going "dubbel-v, dubbel-v, dubbel-v" we just say "v, v, v".

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Man here, and yes. That cool seat tells me that I'm not touching somebody's ass sweat. Well, mostly anyway.

“Zed” is Canada. As in, Club Zed points at Zellers.

Yeah, and the only reason we're not constantly on fire is because the oxidation reaction is too slow to be self-sustaining, and it doesn't get hot enough. Regarding sleep deprivation I don't know a lot about it (you need a neurologist or a biologist, and I'm a chemist), but probably yes, since your life sustaining systems would shut down, causing cell death.

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As far as I know it's only some English dialects eg American English that say "zee". Most other languages, including English, say something closer to "zed"

In English, anyways. French has W and Y with more than one syllable, and Spanish has F, H, J, L, M, N, Ñ, R, W, X, Y, and Z with multiple syllables - and possibly other letters, I forget.

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Tbf I think Humans are so violent as a result of being hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys.

That aside; We do have teeth, we do have hair, and we're not monkeys lol

Edit: Oh, and Human saliva contains so much bacteria that a bite wound left untreated is pretty much a death sentence. Hypothetically, biting an animal will most likely eventually cause it to die from infection. So might as well consider us being "venomous" too.

The disease won't kill you, but the symptoms might.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

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Entropy is a bitch, yo.

I've heard it argued that oxygen reacts with most of what humans are made of on a level that we're essentially slowly burning to death from the moment we're born. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being absolutely bonkers, how unhinged does that sound?

Also, does lack of sleep cause cell death? Seems like you might be the guy to ask.

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Or I’ve heard Triple-W, or “the double yous”.

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