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That1KidWithDynamite t1_jaceptj wrote
Reply to Everybody is on drugs by Itisturtle
That explains the current makeup of the government, the liberals, Florida, the socioeconomic problems, most of Russia and china's shit. But not much else unfortunately
platypuspoop2 t1_jaceog6 wrote
Reply to comment by skinneyd in Humans are so violent, considering they are hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys. by -TheDerpinator-
Oh when biting other humans yeah. Probably not other animals though as they bite each other often. Even another human would be unlikely to die.
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sandrews1313 t1_jacejmo wrote
Reply to comment by Charisma_Modifier in After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
122 was the oldest human.
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raff7 t1_jacedz4 wrote
Reply to comment by Striking-Macaron3303 in $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons
Not really.. a median income for a family in the us was about 30k a year, a house costed on average 120k
In 2023 the median wage per family is close to 60k, with a median house price at 400k
Sure, housing price increased faster than a salary, but o, you could not work six months to a year in a factory and afford a house.. not even close
sandrews1313 t1_jacedtd wrote
Reply to comment by Charisma_Modifier in After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
I thought you said it was late teens?
sandrews1313 t1_jacec5v wrote
Reply to comment by Charisma_Modifier in After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
you're not good with data at all
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/datablog/2012/aug/07/olympics-2012-athletes-age-weight-height
mtrainlover t1_jacebmk wrote
Reply to Sitting in a chair that can warm up feels really nice, but sitting on a seat that's already warm because someone else sat on it feels gross. by frickinwhiz
Unless if you sit on a warm toilet seat after a hot guy has just sat there, thinking that you're connecting with him. And become aroused at that thought.
sandrews1313 t1_jace6y2 wrote
Reply to comment by Charisma_Modifier in After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
while there have been unique outliers, you'd be hard pressed to get one past 12 in the safety of captivity.
if you're going down that road, why don't you lead with the premise that humans live to 115?
not sure how you can have an average maximum, but you do you.
CardinalBadger OP t1_jacdx8b wrote
Reply to comment by the_original_Retro in Dog parks are what happens when humans domesticate nature in an attempt to make already domesticated nature feel less domesticated by CardinalBadger
Dogs are also domesticated nature
the_original_Retro t1_jacdqsi wrote
Reply to Dog parks are what happens when humans domesticate nature in an attempt to make already domesticated nature feel less domesticated by CardinalBadger
uh... I'm having a really hard time parsing this.
All of the dog parks in my area are just... fenced-in fields with planted lawns. They look and feel super domesticated.
Maybe it's different elsewhere?
Striking-Macaron3303 t1_jacdp9z wrote
Reply to comment by raff7 in $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons
And you could work six months to a year in a decent factory and pretty much buy a new vehicle and a home.
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tacoboutit12 t1_jacdemi wrote
Reply to comment by merlecollision in There is a particular place on Earth where you will die someday. by shit-post-mega-bot
Also planes.
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zombieedd t1_jacd6tz wrote
Reply to $10 is the new $5. by hearsdemons
Okay hear me out and I know this will make me sound old but 5 buck for gas used to damn near fill a tank...so with that logic I would something closer to 40-50 buck is the new 5
paulstelian97 t1_jaccs2v wrote
Reply to comment by DeadBornWolf in W is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable by chronolucks
Romanian: Y is pronounced "igrec", literally "Greek I"
skinneyd t1_jaccgq2 wrote
Reply to comment by platypuspoop2 in Humans are so violent, considering they are hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys. by -TheDerpinator-
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15745-human-bites
https://www.bite-pro.com/blog/post/human-bites-are-more-dangerous-dog-bites
Edit: okay calling it a "death sentence" might have been a bit exaggerated lol but Human bite wounds are no joke!
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Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in We underestimate how lucky we are for not having taste buds on our anus. by Dor_42
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oldmansakuga t1_jacey6c wrote
Reply to comment by CardinalBadger in Dog parks are what happens when humans domesticate nature in an attempt to make already domesticated nature feel less domesticated by CardinalBadger
so how do they get less domesticated in dog parks