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Reply to To people born before the 1st of January 2001: We are from the last century! by crraaazykitty
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WildJackall t1_jachm28 wrote
I'm gonna register a birth of someone who doesn't exist, just to make you wrong
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TrumpetSolo93 t1_jachd1a wrote
Reply to Carrot juice is also orange juice by [deleted]
Well I know what I'm making next time my gf asks for orange juice.
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WilyDeject t1_jacgxt3 wrote
If we ever invent teleportation you might be able to die in more than one place at the same time. Perhaps a power outage mid-transport? Also, some sci-fi methods of teleportation involve creating a copy of yourself and destroying the original, so you could technically die many times over, in many different locations.
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ironicmirror t1_jacgqd8 wrote
It's also proof of where you were born. Sometimes that's more important.
skinneyd t1_jacghyb wrote
Reply to comment by platypuspoop2 in Humans are so violent, considering they are hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys. by -TheDerpinator-
No, other animals are just as susceptible to infection.
And wild animals drop dead all the time because of infected wounds. Sepsis ain't no joke dude, without treatment any severe infection can be fatal.
The only reason Human bite's morbidity isn't higher, is due to medicine and healthcare.
That's why I said Hypothetically and eventually in my original comment.
But yeah, unironically calling Humans venomous would be highly inaccurate.
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That1KidWithDynamite t1_jacgcu9 wrote
Reply to comment by Itisturtle in Everybody is on drugs by Itisturtle
Hard to look at a pissed off tradesman with a gadsden flag and a list of goals and say that shit won't get done
Charisma_Modifier OP t1_jacgce2 wrote
Reply to After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
Sandrews1313 is on a crusade to comment all over this post haha, yikes. Sorry to have bothered you to the point you spent your morning doing that. Weird way to spend one's time but....you do you.
Itisturtle OP t1_jacg0wj wrote
Reply to comment by That1KidWithDynamite in Everybody is on drugs by Itisturtle
Shit will get done
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raff7 t1_jacfzf6 wrote
Reply to comment by _monkey_with_a_gun_ in Humans are so violent, considering they are hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys. by -TheDerpinator-
Not all simians are monkeys.. there are monkeys and apes.. humans are apes, not monkeys
The main way to distinguish the two is by the fact that monkeys have tails.. apes do not
CardinalBadger OP t1_jacfrjv wrote
Reply to comment by oldmansakuga in Dog parks are what happens when humans domesticate nature in an attempt to make already domesticated nature feel less domesticated by CardinalBadger
Feel not get less domesticated, they get to shit outside
NaughtyJimFace t1_jacfh30 wrote
Reply to comment by DeadBornWolf in W is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable by chronolucks
Wow! Now I have to google how to sing the alphabet in Deutsch. I'm expecting hyjinx.
That1KidWithDynamite t1_jacfdv7 wrote
Reply to comment by Itisturtle in Everybody is on drugs by Itisturtle
Give the libertarians drugs, they'll get most of the independent right with them and sort it out in 2024
MC-Master-Bedroom t1_jacfbwa wrote
Reply to Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
Oh no! Now we have to figure out a third pronoun for they/them/X!
Jumpin-Jebus t1_jacfbc2 wrote
Reply to Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
So computers now have a sense of humor. Wondering if they will think it's funny when they start rounding us up.
OhLookASquirrel t1_jacf8hi wrote
Reply to Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
Since qbits have an "on," "off," and "both" states, I'd say it would be more accurate to say they're genderfluid
raff7 t1_jacf78p wrote
Reply to Humans are so violent, considering they are hairless, teethless, clawless, venomless monkeys. by -TheDerpinator-
Sorry.. I had teeth last time I checked.. should I be concerned?
Also.. humans are not monkeys.. humans are apes And money are apes.. but humans are not monkeys
tigerbiteface t1_jacf1w5 wrote
It is actually proof that you were born to your parents and that they identify you as who you are.
Itisturtle OP t1_jacf0mc wrote
Reply to comment by That1KidWithDynamite in Everybody is on drugs by Itisturtle
Without drugs, most of them wouldn't be alive
DeadBornWolf t1_jacho8u wrote
Reply to comment by NaughtyJimFace in W is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable by chronolucks
I can try and spell it out, it’s not that different to the english version, just pronounced a bit differently:
(the „eh“ is pronounced somewhat like the „ea“ in bear or pear)
Ah, Beh, Ceh, Deh, Eh, Eff, Geh, Hah, I (pronounced like the english E), Jott, Kah, Ell, Em, Enn, Oh, Peh, Koo (Q), Err, Ess, Teh, Uhh, Vao, Weh, Iks (X), Üpsilon (Y), Tsett (Z)
and then we have the Umlaute Ä, Ü, Ö, which are not included in our standard ABC-Song. And there’s „ß“ as a sharp „S“, which is not used as commonly anymore but still is standard for some words