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[deleted] t1_jadmp9r wrote
Cu3bone t1_jadmj9y wrote
Bro, you gotta slow tf down there. These people can't handle quality ops
[deleted] OP t1_jadmikb wrote
Wait until later on, eventually their kids will be old enough to not have to deal with them
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Torewin t1_jadlvs1 wrote
Reply to comment by draypresct in Infinite Monkey Theorem. If the universe is infinite. Eventually, every fiber, gas, and atom that makes you, you. Will recombin. by PillowHand187
That’s not entirely true. Given enough repeating, eventually, it’ll repeat the sequence. It’ll take an infinite amount of time, and due to the nature of infinity, time may end before that happens considering time isn’t infinite or the sequence may not have the potential to continue infinitely, then it may never repeat.
For example, if you accept the theory that the universe will all be husks of iron at one point, that will end your possibility, that sequence, of it repeating.
Life ceasing to exist and having 0% chance to come back will result in 0% chance for anything regarding life to happen regardless of time or space.
RPMGO3 t1_jadlv5r wrote
Reply to Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
Akchually! Quantum computers still use binary. They just have a quantum way of handling the states
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Com_Fox OP t1_jadl6z7 wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in A bagel is cooked 3 times before it’s eaten.. by Com_Fox
..And I took that personally
Wukong42069m t1_jadkqzf wrote
Reply to We have all at some point unknowingly had a normal conversation with someone wearing a buttplug by [deleted]
This would probably work better as something like "at some point In your life you may have unknowingly had a normal conversation with someone wearing a buttplug"
fuckmethisburns t1_jadklfi wrote
Reply to comment by Originu1 in We have all at some point unknowingly had a normal conversation with someone wearing a buttplug by [deleted]
And you felt the need to add a shit comment to the shit posts...
freecain t1_jadkc02 wrote
Reply to Most of the health information we believe to be true is propaganda from companies trying to promote their item. by zensenses
You mean the ad that turned up below this isn't solid dental advice?
"If you are looking for an all-natural, fluoride free, and effective toothpaste, S******* CBD is here to answer your oral health care prayers!"
Flintly t1_jadjqbq wrote
Reply to comment by Charisma_Modifier in After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength. by Charisma_Modifier
True but if you look at stats from non hunting areas you will find the upper end for a buck is 8 and 11ish for a doe. Giv a healthy full ecosystem with pre
jamesinboise t1_jadjpn2 wrote
Reply to comment by pavignon in Ironically, Cookiemonster actually wasted many perfectly fine cookies. by [deleted]
Because he's a..... monster.
skytaglatvia t1_jadjjec wrote
Technically yes, but I guess future archaeologists would be overwhelmed with the amount of information we leave, in comparison to older archaeology.
[deleted] t1_jadjbh1 wrote
NullOfSpace t1_jadiy5l wrote
Reply to comment by draypresct in Infinite Monkey Theorem. If the universe is infinite. Eventually, every fiber, gas, and atom that makes you, you. Will recombin. by PillowHand187
The universe could well be infinite, and we wouldn’t really know due to the speed of light preventing us from observing anything beyond some distance.
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OddSilver123 t1_jadilyz wrote
Reply to There has been more than one non-native English speaking tourist searching for something sweet that ended up with sand. by mrstipez
Unclear. Which language? In my country, sweet is sucré (as in sugared) and sand is sable.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_jadik45 wrote
Reply to Infinite Monkey Theorem. If the universe is infinite. Eventually, every fiber, gas, and atom that makes you, you. Will recombin. by PillowHand187
Inflation and heat death would seem to preclude this. The universe might have infinite time, but the era of the universe in which work can be achieved or that atoms can exist is not infinite.
[deleted] t1_jadia8o wrote
Reply to Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
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Pabst_Malone t1_jadi5uw wrote
Reply to In theory, the entire contents of your backpack and pockets are likely redundant if you have a phone. by MohammadRezaPahlavi
I don’t know bud, my backpack has 72 hours of food, water, micro shelter, extra clothes, fire starting tools, a firearm, a first aid kit, and most importantly, emergency liquor. My iPhone can’t do any of that.
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OhLookASquirrel t1_jadi1o8 wrote
Reply to comment by blind_merc in Quantum computers identify as non-binary. by terawatt_
Sir, this is a Wendy's
anrwlias t1_jadmt2j wrote
Reply to We have all at some point unknowingly had a normal conversation with someone wearing a buttplug by [deleted]
This is why I always ask three things when starting a conversation:
Are you wearing a wire?
What about a butt plug?
Is your butt plug wired?