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Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
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angroro t1_jcnyml3 wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
I bit one once and chipped my tooth. Been using plastic forks since. Hurt like a mother trucker.
FinasCupil t1_jcnx1e3 wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
That’s because you pull whatever is on the fork off before you start chewing.
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Niche_Humor t1_jcnu5w4 wrote
Reply to comment by Niche_Humor in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
And you meant "with what the fuck else would I eat" and you have a point. 😁
Niche_Humor t1_jcnu12f wrote
Reply to comment by Ubermassive in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
Intra anal retrogestion. Martha Stewart can give you a tutorial.
Ubermassive t1_jcntwa4 wrote
Reply to comment by Niche_Humor in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
Where the fuck else would you eat?
Niche_Humor t1_jcnrl9i wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
I eat EVERYTHING with my mouth, and I bite the inside of it far more often than I bite the fork. You'd think that after half a century that I'd be better at eating...
WornOutMamma t1_jcnr1az wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
Legitimately mind blown right now, but simultaneously squinting thinking about biting one. Pain lol
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jcnqrkn wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
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Jarko314 t1_jbsvp76 wrote
Reply to comment by Djinjja-Ninja in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
My bad, fixed.
scipio0421 t1_jbqv2tg wrote
Reply to comment by DudesworthMannington in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
Yeah no mega-stardom, but they all had decent careers after.
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Reply to comment by fancybigballs in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
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allrosecolored2 t1_jbpzh4w wrote
Reply to comment by JS671779 in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
This sketch lives in my head rent free
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LarryCraigSmeg t1_jbpk7bc wrote
Reply to comment by Aussie--Guy- in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
What do you think a spice is?
Cinnamon is just some bark.
Cumin is just a seed.
LarryCraigSmeg t1_jbpjz52 wrote
Reply to comment by Tricky-Engineering59 in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
A ghost pepper?
Scary indeed.
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Sir_Penguin21 t1_jbpfhum wrote
Reply to comment by Up_Vootinator in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
Hide your children!
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Ok_Present_6508 t1_jbpadtj wrote
Do you mean to tell me that there are no spices named baby, sporty, scary, or posh?!
DudesworthMannington t1_jbpa0nn wrote
Reply to comment by scipio0421 in Ginger Spice was the only real Spice Girl. by RuariWasTaken
I was convinced at least one of them went on to be some mega star like most of those boy/girl bands of the era, but I looked into it and none of them really did. Weird for how popular they were. They were everywhere in the 90's.
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Lord-llama t1_jbp490p wrote
side note but for the longest time I thought ice spice was one of the spice girls
ZeroBrs- t1_jco0hx4 wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
You'd be shocked at how wrong that statement is and how ignorant and or stubborn a person can be 😂