Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
[deleted] t1_jcpmmju wrote
SJane3384 t1_jcpmg7k wrote
Reply to comment by PoopIsAlwaysSunny in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
“Understimulated”
You make it sound like they’re zoo animals lol
Megafister420 t1_jcpmdog wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Yeah iv got food poisoning, then continued to finish what I started after it was over. I'm a man of dedication, and will
SirGlenn t1_jcpkm36 wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Food poisoning can have other effects as well, I was painfully violently vomiting, causing one section of my small intestine to wrap tightly around another section, choking off my digestive system, and it hurt like hell, the DR cut me open, fished around in my slippery intestines, then:. I found it! He said. He put everything back in place, told me I'll have some pain but I'm allready out of the woods, my assistant will sew your abdomen back up: and I'm off to have dinner with my wife at our favorite place. I'll check on you tomorrow morning.
itsaameeee t1_jcpkfeq wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I once knew a dude who got food poisoning from a burger, and thereafter would only eat his steaks well done. I judged the shit out of him for that
Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz t1_jcpk6ua wrote
Reply to comment by RxWest in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I got sick from sushi once and it was hell.
largos7289 t1_jcpj9cf wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
LOL i still have not had jalapeno cheese sliders from white castle again.
GreenReflection6576 t1_jcpinrk wrote
Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
I bit the fork all the time as a kid. Now, as an adult, I tend to know where the fork is.
Emotional_Parsnip_69 t1_jcphj7n wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I got it from a Whataburger once and nope that never even slowed me down
a_white_american_guy t1_jcpgwg8 wrote
Reply to comment by FuenteFOX in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Southern Comfort
Dyn085 t1_jcpguxh wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
And then there’s me, constantly touching the stove to see if it’s still hot. I’ll admit, I have a few flaws.
SuperTaakot t1_jcpgevf wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdCreeper in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Oh wow this sounds actually kind of scary, I eat tuna as well sometimes. What was off about the tuna? This reads like it felt/looked/tasted etc just the right amount of deceivingly ordinary lol
substantial-freud t1_jcpfzxf wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I am still uncontrollably squeamish about chicken being the slightest bit off after getting moderate food poisoning in 1985.
SuperTaakot t1_jcpfzqz wrote
Reply to comment by IOKTBW-Movement in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I like my steak well-handled, thank you.
[deleted] t1_jcpf9re wrote
LifelessLewis t1_jcpejw6 wrote
Reply to comment by Holiday_Chemistry_72 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Yeah I nearly choked on some chicken one time, like proper choked, I managed to dislodge it myself though. Anyway, I still wolf down food that's too hot and don't chew it enough.
I also had food poisoning once when I was younger but it didn't stop me from eating a slightly moldy samosa for a fiver one time.
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_jcpdilx wrote
Reply to comment by CSmith1986 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I mean, any corporate shithole like that is best avoided.
Products are poor quality with suspect handling prior to getting to the restaurant. Restaurant staff are underpaid, understimulated, and abused, and probably have limited pride in their work because there’s no art to cooking corporate trash. And thus anyone with talent leaves and they’re stuck with the dregs, who tend to care less about food safety protocols etc.
Management are pressed to be as efficient as possible with products, so are more likely to serve things past their prime
FrostyWizard505 t1_jcpddrd wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I laugh at this while on the shitter for a bad garage pie lol
JFp07gel t1_jcpcskm wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroBrs- in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Exactly! I need to fuck up my stomach thrice to learnt my lesson
[deleted] t1_jcpclo0 wrote
[deleted] t1_jcpcl94 wrote
MurkDiesel t1_jcpc2ga wrote
Reply to comment by FuenteFOX in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
yup, sweet and sour shrimp, got food poisoning twice from that same dish, from two different restaurants, in two different states
i haven't touched it or even thought about eating it again in the 25 years since
SJane3384 t1_jcpmwkk wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I’ve had it twice, and while I don’t avoid the foods that I suspect were the culprit, I’m definitely paranoid about any and everything that I eat now. If it’s even 0.001% questionable, I don’t eat it.