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busyvish t1_jcpz6au wrote
Reply to comment by Holiday_Chemistry_72 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Yep. Totally true. I lived in usa for like 6 years. Got used to the water and food there. Whenever id comeback home it would be a full on feast mode. No care in the world what i am eating as long as i am eating. Every fricking time i got food poisoning. Diarehha was constant. You know how would respond. "Yayyyyy, i can eat more!!!"
ZeroBrs- t1_jcpy7ma wrote
Reply to comment by Holiday_Chemistry_72 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
yeah another little story is i used to have a 3 dollar movie theater near me or maybe it was 4 anyways real cheap it even had date night discounts but they had these hotdogs for $1 they were great and delicious but every time you ate one you'd get stomach problems like actual stomach aches every time without fail and even the runs at times but it was so cheap and tasty and you were at the movies me and several friends said fuck it most of the time.
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godawfulstench t1_jcpwtp4 wrote
Reply to comment by Niche_Humor in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf
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ITguyBlake t1_jcpue58 wrote
Reply to comment by Waydarer in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Oh wow that's exactly like my late Father-in-law. I suspect it was from him growing up on a farm without always having food.
Imperterritus0907 t1_jcpttgd wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Most food poisoning claims are BS. Quite often it’s just that your stomach didn’t quite agree with what you ate at a certain time. Protein powder sometimes wrecks me too, some others I digest it just fine. Bananas and almonds were awful for my stomach for the longest time, now I’m 150% fine with them. Not everything’s a bloody allergy or food poisoning.
ITguyBlake t1_jcptl9f wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I got bad lettuce at Taco Bell... IDK if it counts because I avoid that one, but still eat Taco Bell in general
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mekonsrevenge t1_jcps98y wrote
Reply to comment by RangeWilson in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Yeah, it was tamales with me. I can't even look at them anymore and the smell is revolting. So no, it wasn't the rice or beer. It was the tamales, no question.
ObsceneGesture4u t1_jcprvqt wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroBrs- in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I got food poisoning in India. Didn’t stop me from eating street food the day after I recovered
Oden_son t1_jcprolk wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Its worse having the sense of humor of a middle schooler. The only thing that feels worse than shitting and throwing up at the same time is laughing while you do it
J662b486h t1_jcpriec wrote
Reply to comment by FuenteFOX in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I had a strange experience with, of all things, Planter's Dry Roasted Peanuts (a common thing in the U.S.). I had bought a jar to munch on but a few hours after I'd had my first handful I got pretty bad diarrhea. I didn't associate it with the peanuts but a few days later when I had another handful the same thing happened. I still couldn't believe it was due to the peanuts, but I hadn't had anything else that day that was remotely unusual so I kind of laid off them for a couple weeks.
Then one night before bedtime I was really hurting for a snack and I just couldn't believe a jar of dry-roasted peanuts could really cause food poisoning so I had a couple more handfuls. Woke up in the middle of the night the sickest I've ever been - sat on the toilet for ten minutes, when I got up the room was spinning and I just wrapped myself in my bathrobe and curled up on the bathroom tile floor hoping either it would end or I would die. I thought I'd had food poisoning before but those were just a few bouts of diarrhea - I've never experienced something like this. So anyway yeah, I don't touch the dry roasted peanuts anymore.
clearcontroller t1_jcpr8dh wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Lol I'm aware of what I'm allergic to/causes me to get poisoned and eat it anyway lol
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Waydarer t1_jcpr1mp wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
My father routinely, and proudly eats expired food. He has the worst stomach issues of anyone I know.
I tried to help him clear out the expired and very clearly bad food, and he started eating it in front of me like a deranged old man.
He shat himself later that day.
TheSandyman23 t1_jcpqtx8 wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I only avoid the specific foods that got me sick. Anything else is still fair game.
markp88 t1_jcpq2dr wrote
Reply to comment by GlazedSpam in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
A few weeks into living on my own for the first time, I dropped and smashed a jar of jam. Being excessively thrifty, I tried to recover as much of the jam as I could.
Given it was crunchier than before, and I had a sore throat afterwards, I conclude that this as not a great idea.
KirisLeftButtcheeck t1_jcppfio wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I can say the same thing about my roommate who had scabies once and is now constantly paranoid about getting it again lmao
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_jcpp5z6 wrote
Reply to comment by SJane3384 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Clearly you’ve never worked in a kitchen.
NapperNotaDreamer t1_jcpon7e wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Nah I’ve got food poisoning three times from three completely different scenarios. Guess I can’t escape it. 😭
cyanastarr t1_jcpo3tk wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Once I had food poisoning and my then boyfriend said yea… you ate fried chicken out of a plastic bag… from a convenience store… in a laundromat.
He had a point.
WildJackall t1_jcpn3m9 wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Just be careful what you eat to begin with and don't get food poisoning
Stained_Angel t1_jcpmxqv wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Hmm I don't know.. I had food poisoning from ice cream once and I still eat any ice cream given to me even though I'm lactose intolerant
tommys206 t1_jcpmxam wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I hit a serious plateau in achieving my weight loss goal. I might try food poisoning at this point. Hell, I might lick the floor of a rest stop bathroom.
IgnitionPenguin t1_jcpz6tw wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
I dunno about that. I believe the French have a saying along the lines of “lovers of good food just accept they will get very sick once or twice a year.” I got MEGA sick from some oysters in Japan once 20yrs ago. Like… coming from both ends and out of commission for 48hrs. And I don’t think I even gave having oysters again a second’s hesitation like a couple weeks later.
Edit: I might be misremembering an Anthony Bourdain quote: “Good food and good eating are about risk. Every once in a while an oyster, for instance, will make you sick to your stomach. Does this mean you should stop eating oysters? No way.”