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Holiday_Chemistry_72 OP t1_jcsxy6o wrote
Reply to comment by little_girl_vegas in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Nah, you haven't had one that made you want to die like mine
Dontmentionthewat t1_jcsxukn wrote
Reply to comment by MindlessLunch2 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
That’s called zoonecrophilia.
Advanced-Blackberry t1_jcsvx0y wrote
Reply to comment by tribalistic555 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Then it’s illegal
Advanced-Blackberry t1_jcsvvqq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Hmm. I didn’t think of that but that does make much more sense.
MindlessLunch2 t1_jcsu6co wrote
Reply to comment by leBigTuner22 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
But what about the scenario of the horse already being dead when you arrive, then you beat it?
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WeirdCreeper t1_jcsq03e wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdCreeper in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Also how the hell was this only 16 hours ago it feels like months of past since I even thought about it and talked about it
WeirdCreeper t1_jcspwtm wrote
Reply to comment by SuperTaakot in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Adhd, I miscalculated how long it sat in front of me before I put it in the fridge, it spoiled in front of me, I fridged it and bit into it the next day (it was tuna mayo onion salt and pepper mixed topped with cheese and pressed in a toasted sandwich maker between bread slices) thankfully I didn't reheat it else that poor microwave would've been a goner haha.... ah. As to your question the smell was faint, like it smelled less than what premade tuna stored in the fridge over night normally does, but the faint smell was different but not bad, like it didn't smell rotten eggs nowhere near that bad. the look was fine, the texture was the same as any, but the taste... unique as hell it was horrible and instantly the most punguently vile thing to ever cross into my mouth. I've never ate anything as horrible the only thing that even comes close is the smell of rotten moldy oranges... never tasted a rotten moldy orange but the taste of the tuna relates well to the smell of the rotten moldy oranges. Safe to say you're safe if you eat the tuna within an hour or two of uncanning it and if you had adhd don't trust your internal clock not to fail you. Surprisingly the taste was so unreasonably different I still love tuna.
wetlife t1_jcsol9a wrote
Reply to comment by Dyn085 in You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Those scars, they are your body's reminders that hot stoves hurt, not flaws. 🌞
Yolectroda t1_jcsm3oe wrote
Reply to comment by RailAurai in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Nah, there's an entire industry based on beating off living horses.
dben89x t1_jcslwht wrote
Reply to comment by RailAurai in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Sure, in your closed minded circles, maybe.
RailAurai t1_jcsltg0 wrote
But beating off a horse is frowned upon regardless of if it's alive or not.
horsetooth_mcgee t1_jcsl23b wrote
But the first horse has died under your care due to outright abuse.
Harvey_Rabbit330 t1_jcskz1p wrote
Reply to comment by daftvaderV2 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Lol... be careful with that hind kick.
Hawaii, West Virginia, Wyoming, and New Mexico.
daftvaderV2 t1_jcsjojt wrote
Reply to comment by Harvey_Rabbit330 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
What four states?
Asking for a friend...
Harvey_Rabbit330 t1_jcshs9p wrote
Reply to comment by Snoopcoop225 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
A random list of facts I read the other day. I thought animal fornication was outlawed before my birth... I was mistaken.
little_girl_vegas t1_jcsheb2 wrote
Reply to You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life by Holiday_Chemistry_72
Yet it happened to me like 4-5 times. I must be slow or something
Snoopcoop225 t1_jcsh9dg wrote
Reply to comment by Harvey_Rabbit330 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
What? Why did you feel the need to say this?
tribalistic555 t1_jcsgi23 wrote
Reply to comment by Harvey_Rabbit330 in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
What if I don’t want to prove my love, I’m just freaky?
averyminya t1_jct04mr wrote
Reply to comment by Advanced-Blackberry in Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one. by AtlasShrunked
Both work for their contexts