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Kragevalgt_Ullrson t1_jd5xg4j wrote
Reply to You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
Very rough math but sex once a day over a period of 72 years (18-90) for one 15 minute period exceeds the average gestational period.
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Reply to You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
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lenthech1ne t1_jd5w1si wrote
Reply to We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
so. we trust our lives to people obeying the law. not the machines.
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President_Calhoun t1_jd5s7ep wrote
Reply to comment by RangerHUTCH93 in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
Same for me. I remember my dad saying that a green light means it's legal to go, not necessarily safe.
Nofxthepirate t1_jd5p12z wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial-Bug-349 in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
You continue to miss my point. At this point I think you're doing it intentionally.
Commercial-Bug-349 t1_jd5ow9p wrote
Reply to comment by Nofxthepirate in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
There's probably like twenty in the whole country, and literally nobody follows them
Nofxthepirate t1_jd5lrmx wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial-Bug-349 in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
All I'm saying is that it's not unusual to assume that readers of this subreddit are exposed to stoplights on a regular basis. India has stoplights too. I didn't actually know what a second world country was when I made my original reply, so sorry if I assumed too much.
Edit: also, i never said the internet was devoid of Indians. don't misrepresent my argument please.
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Commercial-Bug-349 t1_jd5kdw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nofxthepirate in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
Because the Internet is devoid of Indians. Oh wait, it isn't.
Nofxthepirate t1_jd5fzwb wrote
Reply to comment by cha_cha_slide in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
That's my point. A shower thought that assumes you live in a first world country is just playing to the demographic of the sub, so it's kinda strange to bring up the fact that second and third world countries might not have stop lights
cha_cha_slide t1_jd5fs2z wrote
Reply to comment by Nofxthepirate in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
What are you talking about? There's tons of Americans in this sub.
Waytooboredforthis t1_jd56iqs wrote
Reply to comment by Infamous-Werewolf196 in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
It's like I said when I was teaching a friend to drive and she almost pulled out on an absolute clusterfuck of a road, "The only thing a turn signal means is that their turn signal works."
Seeker_Of_Knowledge- t1_jd4yt4g wrote
Reply to comment by cha_cha_slide in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
This...
Whenever I reach an intersection, I most of the time have my foot on the break. Even when I see someone that will join the road from the right or left I put my foot on the break and be ready for it.
Why? Because it happens few times and having my foot on the break saved my life. I recommend everyone to do that.
Nofxthepirate t1_jd4vj3v wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial-Bug-349 in We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
Are third and second world country inhabitants frequenting this subreddit? I doubt it.
RangerHUTCH93 t1_jd4sdub wrote
Reply to We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
That's why before I go after it turns green I look both ways and wait a moment in case someone's speeding through.
wittiestphrase t1_jd4lsrv wrote
Reply to We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
We expect people to obey them because most people generally speaking don’t want to end up in horrible automobile accidents. It’s pretty good motivation.
Commercial-Bug-349 t1_jd49h1k wrote
Reply to We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
Did you forget the fact that third and second world countries exist?
FlowingMochi t1_jd46t0e wrote
Reply to We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question by Chilltherocks
Everyone except this one homeless guy today who got yelled at by security for sleeping outside a casino enterance he wasn’t suppose to be sleeping at.
So to retaliate, he walks into a four way intersection and drops his pants and is just mooning people and whipping his dick around. Homie certianly didn’t follow the rules but I was able to cross the street and carry on with my day so I guess that counts as a win.
Financial-Wrap7282 t1_jd5z7en wrote
Reply to You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
You want to say but i'm not sure how. But way too many lies on internet..... why would i be mom with inside when it's totally normal. Beside i'm son mom is mom.