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malary1234 t1_jdlc5cr wrote

Reply to We are incredibly lucky that we have seperate holes for eating and waste by [deleted]

Those are just two ends of the same tube, Yo. The wilder shower thought is that when you eat that food you just swallowed isn’t “inside” your body. Just surround by a tube, once the food is broken down into is base building block can they pass thru the blood-gut barrier and enter your body, whatever is left over is dehydrated in the LI and exits the other end of the tube via the anus!

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Reply to The average size of a penis is 3 to 5 inches, so as long as you’ve got 3 inches, you’re good to go and if your woman doesn’t feel that then the problem isn’t you. by [deleted]

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some_boring_dude t1_jdk79ib wrote

Reply to Adults that act like children a majority of their life result in their children having to act like adults for a majority of theirs. by Hardcorish

When I was growing up, my parents always said something like: "One day you'll have children just like you!"

Now I do, and it's my dad.

I find myself saying things I heard as a child all the time... "Don't just stand there with the refrigerator door open!... Close the door, you're letting all the heat/AC out! Stop pissing away all your money!" etc...

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