Technical_Ad_4299 t1_jdxa1b4 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 9:28 PM

Reply to Your spouse is the only family member that is acceptable to have sex with. by eyeguy21

Unless he/she is cheating on you. In that case it is acceptable for you to have sex with his/her sister/brother

[deleted] t1_jdx9vl2 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 9:27 PM

Reply to Your spouse is the only family member that is acceptable to have sex with. by eyeguy21

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Dom_Q t1_jdx48lc wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:50 PM

Reply to comment by Meketrex-supplicant in Capitalism is feudalism with a lottery system. by sentinel101

Yeah, except of course for the fact that not a word of what s/he said is true...

ralphvonwauwau t1_jdx1xkx wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Reply to comment by rhetoricted in He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says by eggtart_prince

The man in the sky controls everything. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlX0Fk-701Q

InadvertentButtStuff t1_jdwzp49 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM

Reply to He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says by eggtart_prince

In fairness, if that happened to me I’d check myself into a mental health facility.

[deleted] t1_jdwzag2 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:19 PM

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AdCautious7490 t1_jdwynj8 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:15 PM

Reply to He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says by eggtart_prince

Yes, because religious people are always open to adjusting their beliefs based on evidence in front of their eyes while those pesky non-religious people are just SOOOOOO difficult about it. Ugh!

[deleted] t1_jdwxe4g wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM

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[deleted] t1_jdwxcn0 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM

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[deleted] t1_jdwx8jm wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM

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[deleted] t1_jdwx2rj wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM

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[deleted] t1_jdwx270 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM

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rhetoricted t1_jdwwzqv wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM

Reply to He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says by eggtart_prince

Sure. Then there are the people who are so indoctrinated by the Church that they believe an invisible man who hasn’t been heard from in over 2,000 years will fly in the sky with a spotlight on him, just because they read some fan fiction that said they would go to a really bad place if they don’t believe.

[deleted] OP t1_jdwwfg0 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:00 PM

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grip_n_Ripper t1_jdwwbfc wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:00 PM

Reply to Capitalism is feudalism with a lottery system. by sentinel101

Doesn't work as an analogy a 100%. The feudal peasants were stuck for life with whatever noble owned the land they were born on, while I get to chose which modern day robber baron to pledge my keyboard to in exchange for a tiny fraction of the spoils.

Getting born is absolutely a lottery, though, as most of your future success is a function of familial social status and genetic makeup you end up with.