red94daman t1_je2z1y2 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach

Or you get that temperamental penis that decides it wants to shoot split stream.

Alspelpha t1_je2yw3r wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:57 AM

Reply to comment by CillGuy in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

Not working with enough money. Endeavors with copious resources are more likely to succeed, thus multiplying the money. Also, it means you have more attempts/time to get it right.

nosnevenaes t1_je2y8b5 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:52 AM

Reply to comment by Zorgas in We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death by Pokemasterkendrew06

yes and no.

ButtholeBolinski t1_je2xke6 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach

If I want to close my office door and pee in a bottle so I don't have to walk past a half dozen people on the way to the bathroom that I don't want to interact with, mist mode would be much stealthier than steam mode

CillGuy t1_je2xggc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:46 AM

Reply to comment by archeusdevine in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

Money most definitely does not guarantee success

Zorgas t1_je2x3u9 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:43 AM

Reply to comment by nosnevenaes in We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death by Pokemasterkendrew06

If there is nothing, if our computer just switches off, then it can't be found out because our ability to perceive is stopped too.

archeusdevine t1_je2wrjv wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:41 AM

Reply to comment by random1888wagred in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

Money guarantees success, but skill does not. I think that was the point here.

[deleted] t1_je2weh2 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:38 AM

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krectus t1_je2v2kg wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:28 AM

Reply to comment by PM_Me_OCs in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

Greed isn’t going anywhere. You can put that on a billboard in Times Square.

nosnevenaes t1_je2uspc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:26 AM

Reply to We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death by Pokemasterkendrew06

we all gonna find out bruh. no one getting out of here alive. every breath you take leads you one breath closer to the imminent.

blueslounger t1_je2ul51 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:25 AM

Reply to Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach

Wait until you hit 60. Mist mode all the way if you're lucky enough to go at all.

Umbongo_congo t1_je2tz20 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:20 AM

Reply to We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death by Pokemasterkendrew06

> We will eventually find every question we have about the universe

Not sure that’s true.

2017ccb1 t1_je2tymm wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:20 AM

Reply to comment by Metelex in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

I could see that happening

Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_je2tcr3 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:16 AM

Reply to The first visit by Santa Claus couldn’t be any earlier than when Nicholas was sainted. by Wemetintheair

Nicholas was just one of the middle people in a long line of Dread Pirate Clauses.

brickpaul65 t1_je2t7z1 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:15 AM

Reply to comment by ChronoFish in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

Shhh....maybe they were reassuring themselves they have really have massive talent and it is random chance that they have not achieved what they define success as...nevermind, this was silly take on how success is achieved and you gave multiple examples. Well done.

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quiplaam t1_je2t06w wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM

Reply to comment by Choice_Improvement34 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

No. They both started their businesses without any real qualifications in college, and then grew that business without finishing their qualification. I think op is wrong, qualifications and the skills you learn gaining them is valuable. For every Elon musk or prince Harry, there are 10,000 Susan from accountings who, because of their degree, have a much better life than then would have otherwise.