I think you and I have very different definitions of a primal urge, and that’s okay Mr. Dahmer, please don’t kill me. :)

Goat brain. My grandmother makes it. It's pretty common to eat all parts of an animal in other parts of the world.

Seems to me you'd be pretty clean toward the end of the cremation process, and also if you are using living bacteria as a metric for cleanliness, we do not know of a single dirty planet outside of our solar system

No you don't understand, at some point of wealth, no matter how incompetent your money will make you more money. Look at Elon musk, he literally failed upwards into being the world's richest man.

Man's outting himself that he has no idea how to cook ramen if his still looks like the dry noodles when it's done

The fuck does op even mean by “qualifications”? Like, “credentials”?

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At least it's not in a state of superpissition or quantum state where the expected outcome can be both, either or neither, all at the same time. 👀

Edit: misspelled superposition.

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A random quantum tunnel could open, transporting a guillotine and said operator into your room , it’s just the odds of that happening in the entire age of the universe is infitesimally small, but given an infinite time, it will happen eventually!

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Eaten a lot of brains now, have we? Any recipes to share?

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That’s a realistic timeline

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What is family? U leave much room here for all types of perversion, and the fall out of boundaries crossed.

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Qualifications are massively helpful when you’re starting a company and looking for your first investors/clients. They aren’t entirely necessary though if your product is good enough.

If you want someone else to hire you, having an old, respected academic or industrial organization vouch for you is helpful.

Weren't all of Einstein's degrees honorary?

To be guilllotined, one must have a neck, so if you decapitate yourself, cut what remains of your neck off of your head and torso and incinerate it, you can't get guillotined.

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