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70percentbanana t1_je5vm6i wrote
Reply to comment by Hardcorish in Hitting yourself and smiling is weird, unless you’re clapping. by SevenSebastian
It would be more like high fiving
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[deleted] OP t1_je5vhi6 wrote
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Reply to comment by wombey12 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
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CVDZ t1_je5vbiz wrote
Reply to comment by Nuker-79 in Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
r/murderedbywords
jwill602 t1_je5vabj wrote
Reply to comment by poop_wagon in Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
Analogy? I’m not sure you know what that word means
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doyoulovethebeatle t1_je5uk8m wrote
Reply to You can temporarily lose attraction for your crush if you imagine them farting loudly, taking a wet shit, and eating like a pig. by medmac_2112
Idk I watch my bf do all those things and he’s still very hot
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_je5ueup wrote
Reply to You can temporarily lose attraction for your crush if you imagine them farting loudly, taking a wet shit, and eating like a pig. by medmac_2112
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whalewatcher2000 t1_je5ubyz wrote
Reply to Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
I want some of whatever OP’s smoking! These are the thoughts I’m here for 🧐
Nuker-79 t1_je5ubp3 wrote
Reply to comment by poop_wagon in Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
Maybe so, but in that case bullets don’t kill people, severe blood loss is cause of death.
CecilBeaver t1_je5ubml wrote
At one point in our evolution, we were roughly evenly divided between streamers and misters. The men who were constantly covered in their own urine didn't reproduce as successfully, for some reason.
Ironically, some folks still call me Mister.
wildadragon t1_je5u8i8 wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
Peoole who have been missing for X number of years and then presumed dead also have death certificates, then the person is actually found or returns can see their death certificate
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theboygoddess t1_je5u2ll wrote
Reply to comment by wombey12 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
No, that would be magenta. 😉
wildadragon t1_je5tzh8 wrote
Reply to comment by Owenrat in You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
Sure it is, has your name on it and says certificate of death.
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poop_wagon t1_je5ttof wrote
Reply to comment by Metal-Dog in Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
You seem to be the only person here capable of making a proper analogy
poop_wagon t1_je5tpd4 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuker-79 in Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
Different meaning of the word
XBloodyKillX2 t1_je5tnsq wrote
Reply to Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people by [deleted]
Humans kill humans with guns, children kill children with guns…
curiouscomp30 t1_je5tkys wrote
Reply to comment by wombey12 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
No you gotta go into the pastels. Like pink is pastel red.
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