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cattywompus8 t1_je67z1a wrote
Reply to comment by HiveMynd148 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
Wine dark sea
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wildadragon t1_je67uoi wrote
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Power move, if you hate someone have a prefilled out death certificate (you can provably find a template online and print it out) then hand it to the person.
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PapaGatyr t1_je67t9l wrote
Reply to comment by HiveMynd148 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
Never seen a proper sunset on the beach with a horizon full of pollution, have you?
Red sky, red sea. It was genuinely beautiful.
Halsti t1_je67n11 wrote
at least you dont have to wonder what gender "spelling" is. or wonder about the rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
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doyoulovethebeatle t1_je679z9 wrote
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Yeah sometimes
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Tnx4therealinfo t1_je66o4v wrote
I worked for a major corporation back in the days when we had offices instead of cubicles. I was a writer among other things. A friend and I would yell out stupid American English expressions. Most were idiomatic (not translatable) and it sure was fun. Spelling is a problem and spellcheck isn't helping me remember how to spell so I rarely use it.
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Owenrat t1_je66k7p wrote
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Fair
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poop_wagon t1_je66dd6 wrote
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I did just google it to double check and yes I did use it correctly
reverendrambo t1_je65z55 wrote
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It's a navy looking glass, it seems
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coursetkiller t1_je64rvp wrote
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That’s why maroon and navy blue go so nicely together
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