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92lozza t1_je6iiex wrote
Reply to comment by Priest_of_Heathens in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
If you dug a hole from one side of the earth and out the other, would that be one hole or two
brian_sahn t1_je6ieyw wrote
Reply to comment by supertecmomike in The highlight reel of ANY sport is epic, no matter how boring the sport actually is. by [deleted]
The 16th hole at the Phoenix open is pretty damn fun.
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Royceman01 t1_je6hkh4 wrote
Reply to comment by doyoulovethebeatle in You can temporarily lose attraction for your crush if you imagine them farting loudly, taking a wet shit, and eating like a pig. by medmac_2112
Actually dated a girl that constantly tried to barge in while I was pooping…
janissa_free2b t1_je6hbvd wrote
Reply to comment by junktrunk909 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
Pine is. In fact all the dark colors
HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD t1_je6h7ei wrote
Reply to comment by ox2bad in English is such an unreasonable language that spelling is a national sport by eldrolamam
I was just making a joke, don't worry mate
LongLongMan_TM t1_je6h5lj wrote
Reply to You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
Sure you can. If I get you to dig a 5 feet hole, it better be 5. Everything less is not the complete hole I ordered/commissioned.
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freebhase t1_je6gzie wrote
Reply to comment by BostianALX in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
marine corps red
ox2bad t1_je6g67z wrote
Reply to comment by HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD in English is such an unreasonable language that spelling is a national sport by eldrolamam
They don’t have spelling bees in German. They just eliminate spaces between words sometimes. “Rindfleisch” = cow meat (beef) and the end is “Gesetz” which means law.
iShitSkittles t1_je6g2ww wrote
The brain is the only organ in the human body that named itself.
NowAlexYT t1_je6fxfo wrote
Reply to Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
Well based on a google search i got every shade of red and even some green, but ye some of them do look like navy red. What would be navy green? Moss?
AtomicSquid t1_je6fprj wrote
Reply to comment by HiveMynd148 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
I always thought it was because it's the color of the uniforms of people in the navy, similar to how "army green" would refer to a specific shade of green
bl20194646 t1_je6ff7m wrote
Reply to comment by curiouscomp30 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
yeah i guess they are all different shades, i think it would be funny if navy and army green were the dark versions of their respective colors
melnixx t1_je6f7gq wrote
Hahahahah this made me laugh and genuinely think for a moment
Arman11511 t1_je6f3t0 wrote
You know how some garden hoses have different modes and you have to turn the nozzle to change between them but sometimes it gets stuck between two positions and doesn't turn properly, resulting in a half-twisted pressured stream? Yeah I wish that didn't apply to penises
domotor2 t1_je6f2vp wrote
I think English spelling is reasonable most of the time, and they make a national sport out of the few times it does get difficult.
Spelling bees would be very boring if the contestants were judged on their ability to spell the most commonly used English words!
lazysheepdog716 t1_je6f2f0 wrote
Reply to comment by junktrunk909 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
What about forest green? Or British racing green?
Priest_of_Heathens t1_je6ewi8 wrote
Reply to You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
What if none of the holes we dig are really holes because they don't pass all the way through the earth? Maybe you can only dig half a hole.
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RoosterPorn t1_je6evqz wrote
It consumes a large amount of the body’s energy and is the only reason most of the other components even work.
tecvoid t1_je6euic wrote
Reply to comment by freebhase in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
im just going to start calling all dark versions of colors "Navy"
seems like a good conversation starter.
spliffsandsunsets t1_je6iowe wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in English is such an unreasonable language that spelling is a national sport by eldrolamam
Wowza, thought that was just a kids school thing as it seems to be in television.