If you’re referring to your ear hole, I’m down. What we sticking in there?

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My personal favorite setting is jet mode. Gotta empty my bladder at 120MPH

Eh. Just one more opportunity for someone behind a keyboard to mess up my name.

No, you dug half the required hole. But the hole you dug is still the whole hole.

Would be an invalid death certificate

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Thanks

So more like ramen with braised pork belly?

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Dunno, but it's true.....

Whoever named it the brain used their brain to come up with the name for it....

I was always taught English was the most important subject, Math the second most

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I used to work with South Americans all the time at a ski resort as they would come in on j1 visas. They always used “big” words where I’d think, you’re struggling to speak English right now, and you came up with that word?! It’s clearly from not learning the language through speech.

Not my mom. She tripped, fell, and landed on a dick. 9 months later we're still trying to figure what the hell happened....

Except for that romanian guy that moved from Romania to Turkey and after a while there was an earthquake in Turkey and his wife back in Romania declared him dead (they were separated and not in contact). After about 10 years he came back and he wanted to renew his ID Card and he was presented with the fact that it is impossible due to him being dead. Afterwards he contested in front of a judge, the judge denied it based on the fact 5 years passed and because, watch this, there was no proof he was alive. It was a meme for a while. I dunno if he is alive now lmao.

On another fact he called his wifes clitoris "enlongated, shaped like a small penis"

I swear this is the pickiest and least supportive sub in the history of Reddit.

With a post-it "just in case"

I feel like people on this sub either A) state something basic that they think is profound, B) feel the need to let everyone know they watch porn in some way or another, or C) try too hard to be funny.

This is C.

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Or because they want money. I know a 30 year old woman married to a 70 year old man. The guy looks horrendous, grumpy face. Because of course, he owns 4 restaurants and she gets to buy Chanel bags, so she has a child with him.