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grip_n_Ripper t1_je7jg9q wrote
Reply to comment by lt_Matthew in We have more female than male ancestors. by Intelligent-Bottle22
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct. OP's thesis is that you share your male ancestors with a greater number of contemporary humans than your female ancestors.
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TheSkewsMe t1_je7j9a5 wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
In 1975 a bright kindergartener with dad in Defense wanting to be James Bond when I grew up, I spearheaded the develop of cyborg technology for a multinational task force mapping the brain per Jesus in Matthew 20 telling us to get our lazy butts to work building heaven, so there's a good chance my new sleeve would be able to see it.
In the meantime, if you ever woke up in Sunday school thinking you fell asleep, you might want to add #MeToo and #WhyIDidntReport to your hashtag campaigns.
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Velocityraptor28 t1_je7ir83 wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_solder18 in The decision to watch Anime Subs or Dubs doesn’t matter to the deaf. by Predator2027
not a fan of your motives, but if that's what it takes to motivate someone to do something like that, then bully for you! you cure those deaf anime lovers!
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ChiefBlubberNuggets t1_je7ikqd wrote
Reply to comment by bigmac22077 in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
I consider that a crater
bigmac22077 t1_je7ij46 wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefBlubberNuggets in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
If I pound a hammer onto rebar on the ground one time and pull it out. I created a hole. It’s a small hole, but it’s a whole hole.
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ChiefBlubberNuggets t1_je7i2i8 wrote
Reply to comment by bigmac22077 in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
What is a hole to you, u/bigmac22077?
Jatyha211 t1_je7hyw3 wrote
Reply to comment by bigmac22077 in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
Not Q-tips for sure.
Those would be bad for my earhole.
Altruistic_Ad6189 t1_je7hvqc wrote
Reply to No matter how ugly you think someone is, if they have kids then somebody somewhere found them attractive enough to mate. by [deleted]
Or they hated them so much that they raped them? Or they wanted them for their money or social status? Or it was really dark in the club?
JokerTokerJR t1_je7hti6 wrote
Reply to comment by SnooCompliments1875 in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
I think it's logically sound.
Your just comparing it to something illogical. Removing one speck of sand is not "digging" that's like calling walking digging.
That's like calling a single piece of sand a pebble. Cmon, you know the difference.
I agree with op. You can't dig half a hole, and it's pretty funny.
bigmac22077 t1_je7hlpd wrote
Reply to comment by SnooCompliments1875 in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
Removing that spec of dirt may result in a hole so big it could take microbes days to get to the bottom.
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Remarkable-Party-385 t1_je7h9vh wrote
Reply to Almost every grape-bag we buy is missing some grapes because of peeps tasting them. by Kingsbrick
I was in a produce market and they had a salad bar that had some kind of antipasto dish and I saw a man take the spoon and grab out a piece of salami and eat it, I was so disgusted and said to him, “YOU CAN’T DO THAT” and he just looked at me and walked away. Grapes can be washed once home but still??
bigmac22077 t1_je7h7dw wrote
Reply to comment by ChiefBlubberNuggets in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
The hole they dug is still a whole hole. If you walked away and a new person walked up, they wouldn’t think “there’s half a hole” they’d think it’s just a hole.
Appeal_Optimal t1_je7h2gv wrote
Reply to comment by Ras82 in We have more female than male ancestors. by Intelligent-Bottle22
Wouldn't that just simply mean that men in history typically shirked their duties as fathers entirely? Either that or went to war? Why are we surprised by any of this?
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Ok_Profession_1020 t1_je7guft wrote
Reply to comment by GASLIGHTOR in Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach
Real strength
KeepingMaToast t1_je7gql3 wrote
Reply to comment by villzzuri in You can't dig half a hole by Leafsong-Warriors
Fair enough, i do see what you are saying
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