Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
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Reply to comment by Royceman01 in You can temporarily lose attraction for your crush if you imagine them farting loudly, taking a wet shit, and eating like a pig. by medmac_2112
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Sideways_X1 t1_je810wl wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
You don't know my plans! How else would I know my plan succeeded?
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nxcrosis t1_je80ufj wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
This reminds me of the news article where a Romanian court tells a man he is not alive.
Basically, the man was presumed dead in 2003 and couldn't renew some of his documents in order to set up a business because the prescriptive period within which he could have contested the death certificate had lapsed.
TopGamble t1_je80rh0 wrote
Reply to comment by misanthrope2327 in Whenever you hear someone blasting their car radio, it’s never playing a song you’ve ever heard before. by 339jimmyr
Another good shower thought
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Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
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IntrepidResolve3567 t1_je80hsm wrote
Reply to comment by wombey12 in Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask
As a healthcare worker I love this one the most loll.
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Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
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kzlife76 t1_je80exh wrote
Reply to comment by kirjavva in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
Humankind
TopGamble t1_je80bca wrote
Reply to comment by Megalocerus in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
also very true
TopGamble t1_je809q0 wrote
Reply to comment by 339jimmyr in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
ikr
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Megalocerus t1_je803r0 wrote
Reply to comment by SIMPSONBORT in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
But it was closer when there were dinosaurs. It had a better view!
Megalocerus t1_je7zxam wrote
Frequently, it is on the other side of the Earth, so people can do stuff in privacy.
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bobhand17123 t1_je7z835 wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
Like when my wife and I announced her first pregnancy to a friend (not family FFS) by casually setting out prenatal vitamins, someone could announce your impending murder by leaving your death certificate where you will find it.
klc81 t1_je7z1l2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ras82 in We have more female than male ancestors. by Intelligent-Bottle22
>Just take Genghis Khan as an extreme example.
Ghengis Khan's mum has at least as many direct descendants as Ghengis.
teatimewithbatman1 t1_je7yur6 wrote
Reply to comment by pewpewpewouch in Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode by Sonabaybeach
Or waking up penis
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ftminsc t1_je818dk wrote
Reply to The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
If terrestrial bodies can see then I reckon the earth has seen more of what’s happened to us than the moon?