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The etymological root of "woman" is wife of man, so tripping over ourselves in the name of sensitivity isn't really accomplishing anything here. See also: person.

I quibble.

LMAO. Well it was sort of a joke, but damn, what an arrogant take. "If I haven't heard it, it's not good".

That just means it's not the shitty pop, top40 formulaic garbage that statistically most people listen to.

Huwomanity

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We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese, but what if it was made of BBQ spare ribs?

Would you eat it then?

Na, you missed the pun bro.

Ima Joker, ima smoker, ima midnight Toker.

I might be Slow, keep it on the down Low, but just so I Know, Snoo. What pun did you Bestow? Must have missed the memo.

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First of all, the moon doesn’t “see” anything. Second, it isn’t even visible at all times of the day in every area of the world, so if it could see, then there are still things happening on the other side of the world that is couldn’t “see”. Third, it can’t “see” what I’m doing when I’m in my house. Fourth, how fucking high are you right now? Fifth, don’t smoke in the shower.

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OK, so the commenter was watching 'Akeelah and the Bee' subbed and dubbed in their language and the words Akeelah had to spell were simple in the commenter's language so they didn't understand what the big deal was?

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Or your obituary. I’m going to write my own demanding it to be what everyone will read in my will.

Maybe I am going to be a ghost.

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Don't be silly Grommit, the moon can't see a thing

its made of cheese

We’d be out of focus for the earth. We’re too close to the surface. The moon has good perspective.

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I was playing Bloons Tower Defense the other day with my cat on my lap staring at the screen and all I could think is, "Wow, I couldn't imagine how confusing this must be for you."

What if I fake my death and one night sneak in to the building where they keep my record, take a photo of it with a grin, appear during my funeral and shout "I did it!" Holding my phone in the air while guests fainting and screaming.

I don't think the moon has eyes or cares about anything we do. It also can only see one side, half the world is hidden from it at all times so half of human history is hidden as well.