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MutedBrilliant1593 t1_je8ots3 wrote
Dood, wtf kind of pranks are you pulling to make that comparison?
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Sir-Viette t1_je8onkf wrote
Reply to comment by 4chanbetter in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
Pre-meat-itated
BlightFantasy3467 t1_je8omin wrote
Reply to comment by illessen in You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
And time of death as well,
Maybe a cause of death, if death certificates have one.
4chanbetter t1_je8ohi3 wrote
Reply to comment by Sir-Viette in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
Pre-meat but also pre-everything at the same time
MicrosoftContin t1_je8ogz8 wrote
Reply to comment by mirsab17 in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]
Huwowomanity. Oh no, the recursion.
MicrosoftContin t1_je8ocqy wrote
Sits on whoopee cushion.
OP: ITS TOTAL ANARCHY OUT THERE.
PhantomKangaroo91 t1_je8ocpg wrote
I'd like you to go take another shower and then explain to us exactly how April Fool's Day is our version of The Purge. Because no the fuck it ain't.
Sir-Viette t1_je8o87x wrote
Reply to comment by 4chanbetter in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
In that case, eggs are attempted liquid meat.
[deleted] OP t1_je8nuow wrote
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4chanbetter t1_je8nm2p wrote
Reply to Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
Considering the only thing that eggs have in common with meat at this stage is protein, by this logic then I'm sure OP would think beans are meat, and peanut butter is meat, but in reality the embryo hasnt developed enough to become meat.
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DaemonRai t1_je8n00d wrote
Reply to comment by ZachTheCommie in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
What I consider it to be is irrelevant. It's has a definition, the flesh of an animal. Eggs are generally single cells and clearly don't fall into the 'flesh of an animal' category.
tato9607 t1_je8my43 wrote
Reply to comment by ZachTheCommie in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
What do you consider blood and semen to be, meat? How about a toe nail?
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ZachTheCommie OP t1_je8mhdd wrote
Reply to comment by DaemonRai in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
What do you consider them to be?
Aggravating_Zucchini t1_je8mfqs wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
Except if you want to take a new identity and kill the previous identity.
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DaemonRai t1_je8mbkc wrote
Reply to comment by colostitute in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
You haven't because it's not true. Eggs aren't meat.
BurnOutBrighter6 t1_je8mb5l wrote
Reply to Technically, starlight is also sunlight by [deleted]
I'd say it's the other way around. Sunlight is also starlight, yes.
But not all starlight is sunlight, Sun/Sol is the name of our star in particular. Light from other stars isn't Sunlight.
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Sufficient_Result558 t1_je8m72u wrote
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Because it’s a different word with a different meaning.
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