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Peanuts? Potatos? Maybe those are different cause they grow underground

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Definitely more than one. To be the x of something, there has to be something else. Otherwise it's just the thing in it's entirety. But that is just the first obvious idiocy of the statement. Tons of stuff come from animals that no one would call meat. So a better question would be, whywould it be considered meat?

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Just replace "mankind/womankind" with humanity. Don't make your phrases sound stupid.

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What’s the fuckn difference?🤷🏻‍♂️

But pretty cool if you do, meaning faking your death and funeral and looking at it from afar.

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I think if you can count one kernel of popcorn as a food item then you can count one grain of rice, in which case absolutely no contest, rice is eaten every day by like half the world population and also intentionally thrown on the ground a lot at weddings.

I myself was thinking that like isnt the "egg" technically just the embryos food source for the next month

It's not meat, but what's crazy is that a collection of cells that aren't meat can become meat. Kind of like how it's crazy that a cells incapable of respiration individually, when combined, can form the lungs, which do respirate.

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