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I don’t whether you can necessarily equate screaming and roaring, but they both share many of the same use case scenarios, so you’re basically right.

An animal will use a roar in order to intimidate. However, I’d expect they normally do so voluntarily, whereas a human screaming out of fear is essentially involuntary.

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But where can I wipe my Dorito fingers?!

You whole ass forgot about eight. a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

I mean we could lmao. The main point is that we can't make assumptions and automatically blame the wife (or the husband).

No they are bloody well not.

Anybody that touches my TV screen will get throat punched.

Hate finger prints with a passion on non touch screens.

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You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

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And unintentionally thrown on the floor by me when I open the packet

I think the ability to don't would be a good start, yes.

Can you don't?

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You can into laser, but you can't the cat.

The salt on the popcorn.

Meat is muscle. Eggs are not.

Eggs are not liquid meat. Eggs are eggs.