Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
[deleted] t1_je9ye5o wrote
[removed]
grip_n_Ripper t1_je9y2mv wrote
I felt this one deep in my bones. Every TV screen in the house bears my offspring's handprints.
HibachiFlamethrower t1_je9xj98 wrote
Reply to comment by 4chanbetter in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
Eggs literally have animal genetics though.
[deleted] t1_je9wru3 wrote
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9wqed wrote
Reply to Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9wmwz wrote
Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9wlke wrote
[removed]
ResettisReplicas t1_je9vtdc wrote
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged from bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.
ResettisReplicas t1_je9vt4x wrote
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged from bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.
ResettisReplicas t1_je9vsa8 wrote
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged feom bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.
[deleted] t1_je9vnw3 wrote
[deleted]
[deleted] t1_je9vnle wrote
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9vc75 wrote
Reply to The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
[removed]
Dannydevitz t1_je9vanv wrote
Reply to The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
People falling from tall buildings scream to scare away any attacking bald eagles.
bkydx t1_je9v0ku wrote
Reply to The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
Roaring is a display of intimidation. (Humans don't really roar)
Screaming is to alert others for help.
Neither is to "scare" animals.
Humans hunted every single animal on the planet.
If an animal goes near a pack of humans it's likely to be eaten and they are more scared of us.
We did not evolve to run around scaring our food away.
[deleted] t1_je9ur2f wrote
Reply to The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9upbu wrote
[removed]
[deleted] t1_je9u93u wrote
101_210 t1_je9tvfu wrote
Water wins by several order of magnitude. (Yes, it is considered food)
rainblade1980 t1_je9tidv wrote
Camcorders and phone cameras do exist. I recorded my son's birth. Hell, I even recorded his conception!😂
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_je9thvy wrote
Reply to In a culture ever consent is considered moral having children is not. They didn't consent to being born and having to take care of themselves by Barbariannie
This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
(For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.
militaryCoo t1_je9th5t wrote
Reply to comment by Gorf_the_Magnificent in The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
Let me tell you about this time there was a bunch of snakes
Pokoirl t1_je9t9hx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Eggs are liquid meat by ZachTheCommie
If you consider semen as meat, then sure, eggs are also meat. And so is skin, testicles, eyeballs, intestines, etc
BarryZZZ t1_je9t1s0 wrote
Reply to comment by BADman2169420 in No other food falls to the ground more than popcorn. by Captain_Excellence
The salt on thousands of miles of winter roadways.
[deleted] t1_je9yi9f wrote
Reply to No other food falls to the ground more than popcorn. by Captain_Excellence
[removed]