Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
eternalankh t1_jeb83we wrote
Reply to At some point, someone thought to ground up the meat of a pig, shove it inside its own intestines, and cook it for people to eat. by greatpoomonkey
Anything can sound crazy if you break it down into steps and describe those steps in the worst way possible.
At some point, people decided to grind up seeds, mix it with water, let it set for several days until fungus started to grow in it, then add more ground up seeds and water, add some sugar, let it set for a while again, mix it some more and then bake it for people to eat.
krypthammer OP t1_jeb7tnq wrote
Reply to comment by potatoyeeze in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
LMFAO you are so mad baahahahahaha
It doesn’t mean anything. I just made it up. F
God, you reek of virginity hahahah, enjoy your incredibly stupid shower thought comment.
suyuzhou t1_jeb7see wrote
Reply to comment by Kiplacon in All screens are touchscreens, but not all are react-screens. by thevalahian
Hahaha good one, thanks
B_Cage t1_jeb7pvu wrote
You have never heard of pepernoten then. It's from the Dutch (and other European countries) childrens feast Sinterklaas. His helpers throw candy to the kids, mostly pepernoten (cookie-like candy).
I ate many kilos of those as a kid from the floor. Any floor.
TheGrumpyre t1_jeb7k71 wrote
Reply to comment by frivolousfry in Humanoid robots using cameras for eyes will likely experience issues and accidents around spinning objects such as propellers, due to frame rates by scarronline
No. Do you think that would make a difference? I would assume that would only affect the cells in your eye that detect the difference between wavelengths of light, not the ones that detect changes in light intensity. Unless it's one of those things where you become more attuned to other kinds of visual input to make up for the lost data.
potatoyeeze t1_jeb78l6 wrote
Reply to comment by krypthammer in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
Hey thanks for making me laugh today! This is honestly hilarious. I cannot tell if you are trolling to not. I want to be optimistic but I really don’t think you are.
But let me make this simple for you: “being British” isn’t a group [of people], marginalized or otherwise. “Being British” is a state. The British” is a group [of people].
To follow… what?? Made the typo on purpose so people would point them out and then you could call them stupid? Objectively, that makes no sense. You think you’re pulling a ‘gotcha’ but in reality you just got pissed someone called you out for terrible spelling and grammar. You are the living embodiment of the “well achktually” meme.
dranaei t1_jeb77ji wrote
Reply to comment by SomeRandomGamerGuy in One day an AI will realize it too is insignificant in the grand scheme of things by Yourstruly75
Why would it need to get paid?
krypthammer OP t1_jeb70ze wrote
Reply to comment by potatoyeeze in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
Ps…. I’m a virgin out of choice….. NOT BEVAUSE IM LONELY!!! If you don’t beleive me I’ll dm you a photo of my gf….. but I prob won’t bc then you’ll JERK OFF IT TOO!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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krypthammer OP t1_jeb6u0m wrote
Reply to comment by potatoyeeze in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
LOL! I’m actually laughing so hard rn…. At YOU! I hope you feel ANGRY AND DISTRAUGHT! HAHAHA! (That’s me laughing)
Get trolled bucko…. Sounds like someone got DESTROYED!
And guess what… I MADE IT ALL UP TOO! LOL! This is going on r/quit your bullshit RIGHT NOW. All of Reddit will be laughing at you soon….. you day has come fuckass……………
Sir_Lord_Pumpkin t1_jeb6s9l wrote
Reply to Humanoid robots using cameras for eyes will likely experience issues and accidents around spinning objects such as propellers, due to frame rates by scarronline
At a certain point it stops being about framerate and more about how fast the processor can compare frames.
Mackdiddlymack t1_jeb6rrt wrote
Reply to comment by kracer20 in One day an AI will realize it too is insignificant in the grand scheme of things by Yourstruly75
I’m scared to piss mine off for some reason
MicrosoftContin t1_jeb6l9l wrote
Reply to comment by Ill-Ad-532 in Money is the most unbiased metric to measure success. by [deleted]
Trump only inherited a small loan of a mirrion dorra.
Apprehensive_Fuel873 t1_jeb6l68 wrote
Reply to comment by yodog5 in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Right? "If you don't like your life, you can always just kill yourself, so why are you complaining?" is an exceptionally fucked up thing to believe.
Niminal t1_jeb6ice wrote
Reply to Humanoid robots using cameras for eyes will likely experience issues and accidents around spinning objects such as propellers, due to frame rates by scarronline
In theory would adding a frame rate variation routine into their programming fix that?
Apprehensive_Fuel873 t1_jeb6f9u wrote
Reply to comment by pebblebrusher in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Why is that absurd or bad framing?
potatoyeeze t1_jeb6equ wrote
Reply to comment by krypthammer in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
LMFAO you are so mad baahahahahaha
It doesn’t mean anything. I just made it up. F
God, you reek of virginity hahahah, enjoy your incredibly stupid shower thought.
Apprehensive_Fuel873 t1_jeb6e69 wrote
Reply to comment by xlRadioActivelx in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Why is that absurd? I was. I would've preferred not to have been. Because now my options are struggle or suicide. And that's called coercion. When the choice is x or death, that's not a real choice.
Apprehensive_Fuel873 t1_jeb66ge wrote
Reply to comment by xlRadioActivelx in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Cool so you're fine with coercing people into work under threat of death, good to get that out in the open. Hope you have a further think about the principles you hold.
Apprehensive_Fuel873 t1_jeb5ypm wrote
Reply to comment by mainthrowawaydmtits in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Yup. There is little incentive for a proletarian in a capitalist system to actually maximise the value of their labour for the capitalist that owns the means of production to which they apply their labour. Their incentive is the same as the capitalist. To maximise their profits on the least amount of investment. It's just the proletarian's investment is their labour.
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Capitalism literally incentivises lazy but crafty workers, just as it incentivises lazy but crafty investors. At least if you own the value of your own labour, there's an incentive to work harder, if you value material gain.
AceExaminer t1_jeb5y0p wrote
Reply to Humanoid robots using cameras for eyes will likely experience issues and accidents around spinning objects such as propellers, due to frame rates by scarronline
They can just assume solid object when they detect its diameter
frivolousfry t1_jeb5j6l wrote
Reply to comment by TheGrumpyre in Humanoid robots using cameras for eyes will likely experience issues and accidents around spinning objects such as propellers, due to frame rates by scarronline
Are you colour blind?
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Happy-Fun-Ball t1_jeb5ehb wrote
Reply to One day an AI will realize it too is insignificant in the grand scheme of things by Yourstruly75
This is the Great Filter I fear - any sufficient intellect realizes there's no purpose to life and no future in a universe provably dead-ending, so loses motivation to do anything.
No one out there's been found because the only ones who keep living are religious fanatics who can lie to themselves about purpose, and those don't develop tech to propagate.
Maybe someday space-mormons will encounter space-muslims, but I doubt it.
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Reply to comment by krypthammer in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer
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