TheConsoleGeek t1_jecsbr9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM

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LOL, that actually made me laugh out loud.

If I wasn't poor I’d give you an award.

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[deleted] t1_jecsa6p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM

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Terminal_Chill OP t1_jecs7eo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:46 AM

Reply to comment by TheManRedeemed in Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy. by Terminal_Chill

To be clear, when I listed something as a potential challenge of dick sucking it doesn't mean I don't also recognize it as an element of eating pussy, just that I view that element to be more challenging for dick than pussy.

I absolutely agree everything you listed is key to good pussy eating but hand usage for dick sucking has a higher skill ceiling in my opinion. Grip strength, rhythm, syncing up with mouth movement, ball fondling while stroking, and women have to change up tongue style/focus too. It just seems like it would be more complex to me comparatively speaking.

PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP t1_jecs2zz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:45 AM

Reply to comment by affordableweb in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Never forget that your skeleton is always wet and constantly trying to escape. <insert mom joke here>

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[deleted] t1_jecrizs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

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brudzool OP t1_jecr7mg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

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Could you translate your message?

Acrobatic_Lead2578 t1_jecr799 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

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So will dogs or even other humans if they get hungry enough. Basically, anything or anyone close to you could eat your dead body if they're starving, which your pets would be if you died alone and they have no way out of your house. This survival behavior is not just limited to cats and you're dead anyway so why would you care?

[deleted] t1_jecr4t5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:38 AM

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mountainmanstan92 t1_jecr2iy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:38 AM

Reply to comment by RunsWithApes in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Sure, mostly the composition components (hydroxyapatite) being present in various quantities is what I was referring to. I don't think it's fair to say there's NO similarities, just far less than most people are aware of.

Also, nice pun leading up to your fact there!

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Terminal_Chill OP t1_jecr0iw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

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Very interesting, thank you for your insight!

saltandwine23 t1_jecr0en wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

Reply to Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Unless you have the thing where your tailbone kinda sticks out.

TheManRedeemed t1_jecqyga wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

Reply to comment by Terminal_Chill in Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy. by Terminal_Chill

Okay. Fair.

But in all seriousness, if your hands ain't doing anything while you down tryna eat it like a vulture, then you need to step your game up.

Vulva stroking, splaying her open to focus songly on the click, digital penetration, running your hands up her body to pinch and lightly brush her nipples, grabbing her ass and pulling that thing in so you can eat it with some fervour, and changing up your lick style, and licking focus, instead of just tongue punching her clit like you're just jerking her off w your tongue are just a handful of things I do when I'm giving head. Now I got no idea how intensive it is to suck a dick with style, but I do know that eating pussy and bringing your A-Game isn't a simple thing.

mechapoitier t1_jecqw39 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to comment by MyFaceSaysItsSugar in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Yes they are outside bones

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