Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts

diet-Coke-or-kill-me OP t1_jed1bd6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:00 AM

Reply to comment by Sentient-Bread-Stick in Thumbs are what separate us from the animals but they feel like the least civilized of the fingers. by diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Pft! Of course the bread stick wants to diminish us.

[deleted] t1_jed0sw1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Reply to Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

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[deleted] t1_jed0qzv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:55 AM

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Blue_Trackhawk t1_jed0khs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:53 AM

Reply to comment by SlightlySea in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

sfc /scannow

[deleted] t1_jed0jse wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:53 AM

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alternativepasta OP t1_jed0c9x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 AM

Reply to comment by Angrydroid21 in Society always rewards preparedness, except for murder. by alternativepasta

u can plan and still fail, i didnt say “society rewards success”

ProfessorJimHarris t1_jed09x6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

Um sir, this is a showerthoughts subreddit

[deleted] t1_jed09n4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 AM

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skunkwoks t1_jed086r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Reply to comment by Phallic_Moron in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

I should have put the /s…

[deleted] t1_jed06n2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Reply to comment by TroyBenites in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

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Phallic_Moron t1_jed00p1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:49 AM

Reply to comment by skunkwoks in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

I don't understand...this is like 5th grade biology. At most.

[deleted] t1_jeczrt6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:47 AM

Reply to Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy. by Terminal_Chill

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[deleted] t1_jeczq95 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:46 AM

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APileOfShiit t1_jeczfu4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:44 AM

Reply to comment by krypthammer in Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of. by krypthammer

From a quick scan over your posts, you appear to be a teen (hopefully, because under 13 not allowed). Likely a little bullied shit who listens to metal because they believe it's cool, as opposed to due to it's artistic merit. Attacking another person because of their online name is cringe af as well and shows deep insecurities, which kinda fits into my "teenage twat" theory.

Love the comments, rip into me please.

maidenofmara t1_jecz6zb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:42 AM

Reply to Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

man if only teeth were bones. we would have it so much easier

[deleted] t1_jecz0au wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:40 AM

Reply to Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy. by Terminal_Chill

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[deleted] t1_jecyyr5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:40 AM

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steinah6 t1_jecypsb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:38 AM

Reply to comment by IamaHyoomin in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Oh, so it’s unplugged. Plug it back into your leg.

moishepesach t1_jecynuc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Reply to comment by MyFaceSaysItsSugar in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

Outtie belly buttons, clits, aliens.... definitely aliens.

PS

please forgive my insouciance. It's been a helluva day and I wanted to make a dick joke. Not my proudest moment.

DFG57 t1_jecynbc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Reply to comment by Terminal_Chill in Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy. by Terminal_Chill

God bless you. Terminal_Chill will be spoken of as we now talk of Galileo.

[deleted] t1_jecyj4e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:36 AM

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[deleted] t1_jecydsn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:35 AM

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JESquirrel t1_jecyd9f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:35 AM

Reply to comment by IamaHyoomin in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

My knee was hanging on by a piece of skin once.

[deleted] t1_jecyd06 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:35 AM

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[deleted] t1_jecycq3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:35 AM

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