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Yeah, if they break in while you're gone and change the locks, apparently...

The responses are killing me 😆 shower thoughts may be the wrong place for my autistic ass

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Our solar cells? Our battery cells? Our jail cells?

Surely we're not talking about internal human body cells -- we already dealt with that in the early days of the pandemic.

For sure, I love to reciprocate. Most of my arousal actually comes from seeing her enjoying it. That’s interesting you mention about the potential guy issues, I didn’t even consider that as a separate challenge to the sheer technique of it all.

Nor a smartphone by the sounds of it.

same with vets. we only care about them after they die. it’s really sad

Have you ever had bubblegum flavored medicine from the 90’s??? I could drink 4 gallons of that. I used to sneak extra spoonfuls. In fact now that I’m on that subject I’m gonna google if there’s anything similar I can buy as an adult for nostalgia

Who hurt you? Was it the aliens?

Homeless people commit crimes all the time to get shelter and food and maybe healthcare. Amazing how innocent they can be found when there's nothing to squeeze for fines. It's a crazy idea, but maybe we should invest more into up front care and less on locking people up later. For profit prisons are an embarrassment to our nation. So is our healthcare system.

Unless they have whiskey dick or aren’t turned on by oral or have a terrible hygiene problem, sucking dick isn’t difficult. Good on you for making your partner happy

My home that I pay the mortgage for shelters me from being homeless. Checkmate nerd.

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I’m sorry if I somehow gave the impression my questions were meant to gain knowledge on pleasing women. I was more interested in why they find it challenging. I am a big fan of eating pussy and according to my wife my skills are not lacking in that department. I just don’t find it particularly difficult especially compared to what I imagine it takes to suck good dick.

Wait until you hear about prison debt. Not only is the state shackled with the cost of the prison, but many prisons also double dip and charge the prisoner themselves. When one is released they’re expected to pay for a daily rate they more than likely were not told about, and even if they were, they have no choice. This sticks a person who can basically never get a job or place to live again with hundreds of thousands to “pay back.”

Rest assured that the cruelty is the point. A reminder that if you don’t submit to producing profits, you could end up like them.

Booooo

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I've never had a keyboard where the M key is next to the delete key or backspace key, so I'm not finding this relatable.

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Relax bro, no need to be so testy.