Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts

[deleted] t1_jedg7hv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 AM

Reply to You can buy light cream, heavy cream, whipping cream, and 1/2&1/2, but you can Not buy just Cream. by malarken111

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Eborys t1_jedfwd8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:21 AM

Reply to Phone cases are the condoms for phones. by [deleted]

It stops my phone from having a litter? So I could have more phones?! I’m onto you now, Apple!

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jedfrpo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 AM

Reply to Phone cases are the condoms for phones. by [deleted]

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nateomundson t1_jedfqqb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 AM

Reply to comment by infadibulum in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

All housing is temporary. No one lives forever.

pyro57 t1_jedffdq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:16 AM

Reply to The solid form of a metal is that metal's ice form by TheGrunkalunka

Sure, same with everything. Ice is water's solid form so anything solid is that material's "ice" form

FlyingWithAliens t1_jedf028 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:11 AM

Reply to comment by ProgradeGram in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

Come to think of it, it annoys me too.

Well. Shit.

erased comment explaining myself after I realized you may be stating a rhetorical

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jede2k0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 AM

Reply to You can buy light cream, heavy cream, whipping cream, and 1/2&1/2, but you can Not buy just Cream. by malarken111

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Seeker_Of_Knowledge- t1_jede29w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

People want to talk technical but can't accept how thier technical talk is technically wrong.

[deleted] t1_jede1qb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 AM

Reply to All of us use bleach to kill bacteria in our cells by zztop610

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ProgradeGram t1_jeddzj6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

I can’t fathom why autistic fucks bring autism to the conversation every single time

autistic fuck

Seeker_Of_Knowledge- t1_jeddz57 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to comment by Hungry-Bag7627 in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

Me too.

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jeddvja wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:59 AM

Reply to The solid form of a metal is that metal's ice form by TheGrunkalunka

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uhh_spence t1_jeddqd2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:57 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

This was my first thought too

infadibulum t1_jeddots wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:57 AM

Reply to Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

If you consider a house to be a homeless shelter, then any building that has a bed that you can stay in is a homeless shelter. The definition of shelter in 'homeless shelter: is intended to be temporary. Your own house is not intended to be temporary generally.

Razur_1 OP t1_jeddhls wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:54 AM

Reply to comment by Altruistic_Ad6189 in The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1

I think you just managed to return to monkey, good job, only 0.4% of people complete this quest

[deleted] t1_jedd9a4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:52 AM

Reply to The court system biased against the underprivileged, because the only people that get to be judges and lawyers, are the privileged. by TellYouHwatt

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SexyDickButt t1_jedd5ih wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:51 AM

Reply to comment by ProfessorJimHarris in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

let’s be honest here, this subreddit is a place for people to share horrible takes and then have people in the comments absolutely murder the take like their lives depend on it

sh4d0wm4n2018 t1_jedcpk9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

I stayed at a shelter and I paid cash to stay there so🤷‍♂️

insanegodcuthulu t1_jedc9b1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 AM

Reply to comment by IknowKarazy in Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673

"T'is I, BONE-SPURS MAN! The superhuman X-Man with the power of ceaseless crippling agony!"

[deleted] t1_jedbt1z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM

Reply to Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

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Delete_Bowsette t1_jedblyk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 AM

Reply to comment by salesman2022 in Medicine tastes bad so that kids wont think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine by Vergo27

Stay safe bro.

Hungry-Bag7627 t1_jedbiwc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 AM

Reply to comment by ImpactBetelgeuse in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

Yes, backing u/flyingwithaliens up on this one

[deleted] t1_jedbfbr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:33 AM

Reply to comment by FlyingWithAliens in Technically, every house is a homeless shelter by memerboi421

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Mike_Oxmall01 t1_jedadbz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in You can rub a penis like it's a clitoris but you can't jerk a clitoris off like it's a penis by [deleted]

[deleted] t1_jeda6mr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:20 AM

Reply to Thumbs are what separate us from the animals but they feel like the least civilized of the fingers. by diet-Coke-or-kill-me

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