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Classic autocorrect

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honestly i wouldn't even consider this a privilege, it is much healthier to just squat down and shit. we are basically smearing shit inside of our rectum by folding our shit tube lol. whereas if we squat its a straight path to glory. to add onto that we then use toilet paper to smear shit even further into our ass rather than just wash it out with water. speaking of shit, i gotta go take one now.

Because only people in the west use toilets? What this even supposed to mean?

I'm 48 and I had a nightmare last night. First one in many, many years

did you think of this cuz of the massive trend going around about it?

In before the NRA starts trying to figure out how to get a glock into a womans uterus, so the fetus can protect itself.

Isn't it a shortened form of dough naught, as in 0, an O shape?

Yea definitely! Besides, afaik the function of dreams, if there is any, isn't exactly known at the moment, so it's difficult to speculate on top of to begin with lol

Of course, just wanted to point out that there’s little incentive to evolve in that direction either

ah you have a point. maybe the hangman is in fact jeffrey dahmer in which case we’ll make the hangman word “Worcestershire” and make kindergarten kids play the game.

Even if it would, of course that still doesn't mean it has to evolve. I'm sure there are plenty of plants that would be helped out greatly by the ability to quickly retract into the ground when being eaten. But the fact that you can think of a possible possible helpful feature, doesn't mean that evolution has to arrive there

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I am adding it in.

Makes more sense to try and save them.

Maybe the word we need to work out might be exculpatory.

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Considering we're only ever about 6 square meals from revolution I'd say it was entirely sensible.

Does lore confirm he's innocent?

Does that mean if I go to their house and ask for money they should give it to me since I’m family?

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Yes, and this was the same context that they were using it in. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Dude, you are funny

Key word there is context bud. Context can usually change what words mean. I am privileged to know that.

It might seem wasteful but it's generally more resource efficient to use fresh water. Pumping dirty water to every house would require a second set of piping to EVERY house in the UK which is already resource intensive. Then if that pipe leaked it could contaminate the clean water which will cause all that clean water to have to be thrown away. Additionally people could get sick and die from the contaminated clean water which is also resource intensive to treat.

Less of a resource issue and more of a quality of life issue. Dirty water smells if left stagnant.

So really our use of clean water for everything instead of having many different grades of water for different applications is a streamlining of the process so everything is simpler, safer and we can utilise the economy of scale.