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BurnOutBrighter6 t1_jefbaw8 wrote

Because the countries that were making the maps when this convention was established are all in the north and put themselves "on top".

And you can't really blame them...it is useful to have maps always pointing the same way. So they had to put themselves either always at the bottom or always on top. Top is what I'd have done too.

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DraconisImperius t1_jefay6s wrote

We are white because our ancestors were from areas where the sun is not the strongest.. otherwise we would have developed like the people in Africa.. its location and genetics. Not like we all of a sudden were like oh we need to move up here.. we were already there and thats how we developed. The Human race has been around for a very long time.

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Frosti-Feet t1_jef9bt2 wrote

So there was a little Jewish boy being schooled locally in the community. And he was getting terrible grades. Would never study, failed all of his tests, skipped school. The works.

In a fit of desperation his parents decided to enroll him in a Catholic school there was renowned for being super strict. They figured if those Nuns couldn’t sort him out, nobody could.

Sure enough, his first day back from school he went straight to his room and studied for hours. And this continued for weeks. After his first report card arrived his parents were thrilled to see he had all passing grades, and even an A in math which had previously been his worst subject.

So his parents went to talk to him about how his behavior had changed, and what it was about the Catholic school that their own community couldn’t provide. “Was it the strictness of the nuns?” They asked.

“No” he replied.

“Do they have a better curriculum? Is the material more engaging?” They tried again.

“No, and no” he answered.

“Well then what was it?” They asked in confusion.

“From the moment I walked in there and saw the guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t messing around!”

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