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Television characters rarely (if ever) curse at one another during a fight.... unlike real life.

Submitted by JKolodne t3_11dvbom on February 28, 2023 at 3:13 AM

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In the cabinet, the bottom plate or bowl in a stack has likely never been used.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11cog8y on February 26, 2023 at 6:18 PM

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When we're walking around a crowd of people and they cut us off or walk slower in front of us, we are usually fine with it. But once we're in a car, the entire attitude changes.

Submitted by eggtart_prince t3_10no4vz on January 28, 2023 at 8:05 PM

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Millions of people think day and night is because of earth rotating around the sun

Submitted by ToDonutsBeTheGlory t3_10neh40 on January 28, 2023 at 12:58 PM

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When you really think about it, most friends are made in a classroom setting, which explains why it’s harder to make friends as an adult

Submitted by and_a_side_of_fries t3_10naxpd on January 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM

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As much as we see child stars coming out traumatized from starring in kids' shows and movies, you gotta wonder how the kids from R-rated horror movies turn out.

Submitted by Mutant_Llama1 t3_10ms9ag on January 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM

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There is not a single thing that 8 billion people can all agree on

Submitted by Any_Apartment4175 t3_10lnt7s on January 26, 2023 at 9:13 AM

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It's impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.

Submitted by Ramenoodlez1 t3_10htwab on January 21, 2023 at 3:36 PM

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Teeth are the only problem that if you ignore them, they will go away.

Submitted by Canes-Venaticii t3_10f86y2 on January 18, 2023 at 2:05 PM

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You hear a lot about people growing their own marijuana but never about people growing their own tobacco.

Submitted by OminOus_PancakeS t3_1095w8p on January 11, 2023 at 2:21 PM

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Mirrors don't break, they multiply

Submitted by RalGard t3_108bzxi on January 10, 2023 at 3:05 PM

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Porn might be the only industry where consumers prefer amateurs over professionals

Submitted by 10jesus t3_107dpos on January 9, 2023 at 12:54 PM

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Humans are the only creatures that pays money to live on earth.

Submitted by __Basem t3_106lyng on January 8, 2023 at 3:31 PM

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Holes aren’t a thing. They are the non-existence of a thing. Holes don’t exist.

Submitted by Pestish t3_104pns6 on January 6, 2023 at 9:14 AM

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Nothing is stopping any of us from going to a different restaurant every day and saying it’s our birthday for a little free cake

Submitted by jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee t3_103zcfy on January 5, 2023 at 1:47 PM

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Men are more likely to know when they’re dehydrated than women because they watch their own stream.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_103mtix on January 5, 2023 at 2:23 AM

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Most conflicts in our society seem to be between the people that care about others and the people that don’t.

Submitted by SomeRando1967 t3_103lbsf on January 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM

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The least talked about open secret is that almost all people fuck on their furniture and we are all just expected to use them like they don't.

Submitted by battlebeez t3_102im4s on January 3, 2023 at 8:34 PM

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Getting old is realizing you’re not allowed to like your cartoon crushes anymore

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10o7vu2 on January 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM

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Working out causes your body to create more muscles which in turn increases metabolism, which increases the aging process in a person

Submitted by ShadesOfPoods t3_10p6e2c on January 30, 2023 at 4:00 PM

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The biggest compliment you can give a painter that it looks like a photograph, the biggest compliment for a photographer is that it looks like a painting.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10p4wwc on January 30, 2023 at 3:02 PM

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Real, authentic, unconditional love has no opposite. It arises from beyond the egoic mind and cherishes the soul of another human, free of expectations.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10mq3rw on January 27, 2023 at 5:10 PM

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When we count to 10 we are actually counting 9 as we start counting at 1 instead of zero.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10pmvio on January 31, 2023 at 3:26 AM

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New Year's Eve is almost always a disappointing holiday but everyone thinks it'll slap