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Oil is hydrophobic. Water can not mix with oil, so oil will never be wet. But if something is covered in oil, it's wet.

Submitted by visceral-idiot66543 t3_11387it on February 15, 2023 at 8:51 PM

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The man who has directly killed most humans in history is the man who sat in the B-29 bomber with the button to release the bomb over Hiroshima.

Submitted by elements1230 t3_112u9cn on February 15, 2023 at 9:41 AM

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People have already been born, who will live to see the year 2100

Submitted by TolMera t3_110umi2 on February 13, 2023 at 12:22 AM

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Robocop is viewed as an awesome action film and not as a tale of someone who died and still had to go to work.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_10ztdcx on February 11, 2023 at 5:48 PM

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No Roman emperor ever tasted a tomato

Submitted by Ok_Tangerine346 t3_10z6pr1 on February 10, 2023 at 11:52 PM

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Tinder taught us that there are in fact hot, single women in our area, and none of them are interested in us.

Submitted by Taric25 t3_10xeij0 on February 8, 2023 at 11:28 PM

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Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans

Submitted by Flaccid_Hammer t3_10wv5be on February 8, 2023 at 12:13 PM

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It's a tad convenient that 5 kids, all the same age and all english speakers, found the 5 golden tickets.

Submitted by TBK_Winbar t3_10vew8p on February 6, 2023 at 7:01 PM

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Kids in the 1950s thought trains were old news and looked forward to flying cars, kids in the 2020s think cars are old news and look forward to having trains.

Submitted by MaximumEffort433 t3_10umda0 on February 5, 2023 at 8:21 PM

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The most advanced military in the world spent $500,000 to pop a ballon.

Submitted by LeftOnQuietRoad t3_10trjix on February 4, 2023 at 9:16 PM

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The world’s first Trillionaire will be a very bad sign, not a good thing.

Submitted by RandomizedUsername42 t3_10sa78e on February 3, 2023 at 3:46 AM

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Lefties who write in arabic are the lucky minority, in opposition to right-handed people here, to not get their hand dirty while writing

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10rr18c on February 2, 2023 at 2:24 PM

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Unless you had an open fracture, you can't really be sure of the colour of your bones.

Submitted by Nazamroth t3_10rplpc on February 2, 2023 at 1:17 PM

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6 minutes doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour

Submitted by SgtThund3r t3_10rifu5 on February 2, 2023 at 5:59 AM

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There is no way to weigh an erect penis

Submitted by Anti-Fanny t3_10qv83e on February 1, 2023 at 1:52 PM

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

Submitted by CanadianAndroid t3_10qitp8 on February 1, 2023 at 3:05 AM

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You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you've figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it's popcorn. Boom, it's Frosted Flakes, boom, it's gas for your car. We've only scratched the surface for peas.

Submitted by OldTimeyMedicine t3_10qgft6 on February 1, 2023 at 1:15 AM

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The only thing binary is the mathematical concept of one and zero, the rest is a spectrum.

Submitted by pikknz t3_11b73u2 on February 25, 2023 at 12:37 AM

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In the future, world wide web won't be accurate anymore because the web will be wider than just our world if we live on different planets

Submitted by Splintertjuh t3_11e2gc6 on February 28, 2023 at 10:08 AM

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Every book that has ever been published has been read at least once by any one person, be it the author, someone in a library or a customer in a store.

Submitted by Doom_SlayerWP t3_11e2dmp on February 28, 2023 at 10:03 AM

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It's okay to eat animals but not to have sex with them, while the opposite is true for humans

Submitted by SugarRAM t3_10pfkc8 on January 30, 2023 at 10:05 PM

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Something must have happened to the human species millenia ago that makes so many children afraid of monsters lurking beneath them while they sleep, like some ancient racial memory.

Submitted by TheOnesWhoWander t3_10pcqm7 on January 30, 2023 at 8:15 PM

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Many people can't really throw with force and accuracy because it rarely is useful anymore.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_10p62zh on January 30, 2023 at 3:48 PM

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Dying childless is breaking billion years of family tradition

Submitted by ShrinknShrivel t3_10o6r2q on January 29, 2023 at 12:38 PM

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Taking a shit is one of life’s most common activities, but the one that is the least discussed

Submitted by abaganoush t3_10mj3jw on January 27, 2023 at 11:58 AM

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