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The first visit by Santa Claus couldn’t be any earlier than when Nicholas was sainted.

Submitted by Wemetintheair t3_1253chu on March 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM

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Uruguay looks like Brazils foreskin

Submitted by blockybookbook t3_11djo8s on February 27, 2023 at 6:58 PM

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It’s amazing how one molecule is the catalyst of all life as we know it

Submitted by randomlbifosnksks t3_11eioua on February 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM

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Mice are afraid of cats, cats are afraid of dogs, dogs are afraid of humans, and humans are afraid of mice.

Submitted by wimpykidfan37 t3_10ok92o on January 29, 2023 at 10:10 PM

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Considering how many languages there are we got pretty lucky that everyone uses the same number system.

Submitted by Kithlak t3_10pfus4 on January 30, 2023 at 10:16 PM

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Noone uses the number 7 key on microwaves

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1003jpv on December 31, 2022 at 9:00 PM

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The position in space where Earth will complete its journey around sun is different for different countries.

Submitted by Nebula_Orion t3_zzr2uk on December 31, 2022 at 10:24 AM

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By DNA you are more related to your siblings than you are to your own kids or parents

Submitted by Bl1zzaro t3_zxy20k on December 29, 2022 at 6:28 AM

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Italians shout so much they all had to learn sign language to communicate in public

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zy6bu1 on December 29, 2022 at 2:11 PM

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There are more assholes than there are people

Submitted by Quality_Cucumber t3_1002fq6 on December 31, 2022 at 8:06 PM

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One area of your mouth gets the most toothpaste in your life.

Submitted by Ben-A-Flick t3_zxryhz on December 29, 2022 at 1:42 AM

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The reason why people don’t like holidays is because they’re forced to spend them with their families

Submitted by --elvira-- t3_zzpiyc on December 31, 2022 at 8:38 AM

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Vegans shouldn't drive because gasoline comes from dinosaurs

Submitted by Mr-Bones-6150 t3_zuj7hu on December 24, 2022 at 9:27 PM

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At some point in your life you get to stop trying to remember birthdays…because everyone is dead.

Submitted by irregularshadeofred t3_z95vq6 on November 30, 2022 at 10:42 PM

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When people hear 'priceless' they usually image the item to be expensive, when the truth is usually the opposite

Submitted by ambles04 t3_yyq2ck on November 18, 2022 at 5:48 PM

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Squares are such simple shapes but very hard to find in nature.

Submitted by the_real_coinboy66 t3_z865r9 on November 29, 2022 at 9:05 PM

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At one point in history, there was only one self conscious being in the entire universe.

Submitted by ScenicFlyer41 t3_z93het on November 30, 2022 at 9:15 PM

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Our kids will see windows 7 the same way we saw Windows xp when we were young

Submitted by MikeL1412 t3_z8nqjq on November 30, 2022 at 10:08 AM

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Seven is the only number 1-10 that has two syllables

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yim63u on October 31, 2022 at 7:28 PM

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Birds see in UV. When you hang your bedsheets, they know how 'busy' you've been.

Submitted by drangryrahvin t3_ye9vgl on October 26, 2022 at 9:43 PM

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Cops, stadium security, and boxers/MMA are one of the few jobs where you're allowed to hurt others.

Submitted by Xepherious t3_127kl3n on March 31, 2023 at 12:54 PM

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Within our lifetime, we may see the first human not born on earth.

Submitted by trix2705 t3_121yg5z on March 25, 2023 at 8:41 PM

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People who understand multiple languages have subtitles activated in real life.

Submitted by chechebi88 t3_127jbcp on March 31, 2023 at 12:12 PM

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We’ve successfully moved from having a milk man deliver milk to your house to no milk man delivering milk to your house to milk or anything else being delivered to your house.